I undestand you are now in possession of my 32GB iPhone4. Please handle it with care and keep the likes of Ace Ventura away from it.
In order to ensure a safe journey and delivery for my iPhone4 I offer the following prayer :
This is my iPhone4. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My iPhone4 is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My iPhone4, without me, is useless. Without my iPhone4, I am useless. I must sync my iPhone4 true (wish it did it wirelessly). I must multitask better than Android who is trying to copy me. My battery must outperform it before it outperforms me. I will...
My iPhone4 and myself know that what counts in this war is not the apps we download, the noise of our music, nor the video's we make. We know that it is the Apple Fanboy membership that counts. We will be a Fanboy...
My iPhone4 is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its Facetime and its bumpers.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.
I will keep my iPhone4 clean and charged. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My iPhone4 and myself are the defenders of Apple. We are the masters of our enemy (Android). We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Apples and there is no enemy (Android), but peace!
Amen
Now let the activation battles begin!