John C Dvorak please
Not only a smart man but my favorite keyboard layout!
John C Dvorak please
Agreed!2 words...
Leo Laporte!
Afterall, he is the president of the internet!~ GO LEO!
I think you are probably the kind of douc# Bag that has MORE Than one (friggin') "Popped Coller" Apple is only a fashion statement for you and i think GI Joe is an erotic film in your eyes. Go to WALDO Hell , you peanut.Hey,
I think I'd be a great addition to Apple's Board of Directors.
I own Apple stock, a Macbook Pro and an iPhone how come I'm not being considered for the Board of Directors? I know the products and I have a vested interest in the company's future.
If the board is going to be scrutinized for it's lack of independence from Jobs why not hire a complete outsider like myself. I have almost no ties to Steve Jobs which means I'd meet that fictional requirement.
Presently there is no representation on the Apple board from a very important market segment, college kids. As I'm currently an undergrad and will soon be entering grad school I'd be able to bring a new perspective from a key market segment. Also, I'm going to grad school so I'm clearly somewhat intelligent.
Apple is always a company that is looking forward and in fact its survival depends on it. I am currently employed as a Research Assistant in the Engaging Computing Lab at UMass Lowell where I work on the cutting edge everyday. Some of the projects I work on in the ECL include the future of technology education, sensor networks and self navigating robots.
Currently only 3 out of the 7 people serving on Apple's board are also involved in technology companies. I have experience not only as a developer for the Mac but I also run a company that develops applications for the App Store.
Additionally I have experience working in education, which is another key market for Apple. I have worked as both an instructor and junior admin for a public school system. I'd be able to use these experiences to bring yet another perspective to the Apple board.
Also, I have a Twitter account. Apple's PR has long been standoffish and the company needs a public face who can explain Apple's position as well as be the refuge for consumers who are forgotten by the system. Currently my Twitter account is rated a 90/100 by Twitter Grader (http://twitter.grader.com/chriscorcoran).
I'm cheap, way cheaper then the $50k and tens of thousands of stock options directors currently get paid. I'd do it for free all I'd ask to to reimburse travel expenses as I currently live on the east coast.
I'd say I make a pretty good candidate for the Apple board, wouldn't you? I'm experienced, smart, vested in Apple's future and working on the cutting edge. To top it all off I'm an outsider with a respectable Twitter account.
So, really this has become a question of why haven't I been selected for the Apple board yet?
-Chris
(Straight Face) Bill Gates!!!
No really, think about it for a second.
Yes thats right, Im asking you to put your fanboy thoughts in the dumpster for just a second.He Used to directly support Apple until he decided to enter the OS business. Plus hes got wisdom beyond our comprehension. (Just like Jobs, AKA hes CRAAAZY. Crazy is a good thing.)
Cook will be appointed to the board if it's decided that he is Jobs heir apparent.
Al Gore again. The board needs two of him. After all, he invented the internet.
John C Dvorak please
I'm personally hoping for someone from the gaming industry, maybe help apple get into the console market![]()
maybe someone who could put some thought and energy into the apple tv?!?!?!
i bet Cook will be it