Post of the century - so very very funny and so very very true.FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Apple Upgrades Siri with ChatGPT, Admits Defeat Gracefully (Sort Of)
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — June 30, 2025 — In a move absolutely no one saw coming (except literally everyone), Apple today announced that Siri is now integrating ChatGPT. Yes, that ChatGPT — the one you’ve been quietly relying on for years while pretending Siri was still "learning."
After over a decade of valiantly misunderstanding your calendar invites, offering weather for countries you’ve never visited, and responding to “Remind me to take out the trash” with “Calling Trash,” Siri is finally getting the upgrade she desperately needs. And instead of pretending we invented it, we’re just borrowing someone else’s smarter kid and pretending it was our idea all along. Classic Apple.
What does this mean for you, the loyal user?
– Siri now responds like she’s read more than six articles from 2014.
– She won’t freeze when you say “Wait, no, I meant…”
– She can write poems, code, love letters, grocery lists, and fake doctor’s notes.
– And she might actually get your jokes now, instead of replying “I didn’t catch that.”
Under the Hood (Spoiler: It’s Mostly OpenAI Now)
Sure, Siri still lives in the Apple ecosystem, still respects your privacy (unless you ask her something really weird), and still sounds like she’s about to give you passive-aggressive directions to your ex’s house—but now, thanks to the mind of ChatGPT, she might actually tell you how to get there without launching Maps into a black hole.
We know what you’re thinking: “Wait, didn’t Apple say they’d never rely on third parties for core intelligence?” To which we respond: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also: Apple Intelligence™. That’s what we’re calling it now. It sounds futuristic, a little mysterious, and very, very trademarked.
Siri + ChatGPT = The assistant you thought you had in 2011, but actually might get in 2025.
Available This Fall in iOS 26, macOS Wisteria, macOS 26, and anywhere else Siri has been pretending to help.
Siri: Now with Applectual™ Intelligence. Finally.
Contact:
Apple Public Relations
press@apple.com
(Please don’t ask Siri to send this email. It’s still… adjusting.)
And yeah, Apple has no choice now really as they are so far behind.
And I imagine that Tim Cook doesn't want to have AI researchers on a million plus salaries.