Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Apple Vision Pro.
Caution: Apple Vision Pro may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Apple Vision Pro contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Apple Vision Pro on concrete.
Discontinue use of Apple Vision Pro if any of the following occurs:
- Itching
- Vertigo
- Dizziness
- Tingling in extremities
- Loss of balance or coordination
- Slurred speech
- Temporary blindness
- Profuse sweating
- Heart palpitations
If Apple Vision Pro begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover your head.
Apple Vision Pro may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Apple Vision Pro should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Apple Vision Pro, Apple, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Apple Vision Pro include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Apple Vision Pro has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Apple Vision Pro.
Apple Vision Pro comes with a lifetime warranty. 🍏🔍✨