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Apple ejects iBoobs [video included...]

edesignuk

edesignuk

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An application that allows iPhone users to wobble a pair of breasts has been rejected by Apple's application store, denying iPhone geeks the nearest thing to sex they'll get this holiday season.

The application was rejected on the grounds of "objectionable content", though with the caveat: "If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBoobs does not violate the iPhone SDK Agreement we encourage you to do so." Though it's hard to see how that wouldn't detract from the core proposition:
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The Register [w/ video].

Apple are such spoil sports ( . )( . )
 
Its a great animation and use of the accelerometer but Apple can't place something like this in the App store. A company such as Apple has to have standards to protect itself.
 
Loonytik said:
Its a great animation and use of the accelerometer but Apple can't place something like this in the App store. A company such as Apple has to have standards to protect itself.
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It's kind of a /facepalm that anyone should really feel the need to get into a serious debate about this.
 
With that username, you should know how to make the app without the top and supply us with the link to use it.

That or I will just have take a pic of my wife's and put them on my iPhone, minus the shaking.

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I don't see what's wrong with it.

After all, isn't this a combination study of gravity and fluid dynamics? 😛
 
So couldn't they just serve this app on a server and charge for it themselves and all we have to do is download it and just add it to the application folder in iTunes and sync our phone?
 
While I'm sure many things ejected because of this application, it was Rejected from the app store 😉 😀
 
dalvin200 said:
surprised you aint got your own version .. the pro version with extra... errr... boobs? 😀
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What 3 boobs? 😀

EDIT: What if the developer gave the app a 'honk honk' sound when you poke a boob? It would then actually have more features than the numerous fart buttons and therefore could not be rejected on that basis.
 
MacBoobsPro said:
What 3 boobs? 😀

EDIT: What if the developer gave the app a 'honk honk' sound when you poke a boob? It would then actually have more features than the numerous fart buttons and therefore could not be rejected on that basis.
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3 boobs? you been watching too much Total Recall!!


what about if you poked [them] they would deflate... then you blow into the mic and they inflate ... to the size you want.. lol!! 😀
 
dalvin200 said:
or.. if you poked they would deflate... then you blow into the mic and they inflate ... to the size you want.. lol!! 😀
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Excellent. How bout you squeeze one and the other got bigger? 😀

EDIT: I was going to say "You make me wish I had 3 hands" but didn't think anyone would get it. 😀
 
MacBoobsPro said:
What 3 boobs? 😀
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