Apple Event: Full Transcript of iPhone 12 and HomePod Mini Announcements

[Koivari]

Two cameras on the back, not three.

 

[Realityck]

Didn't we expect the usual 5G spiel?

 

[Caviar_X]

Let’s get to the storage sizes and the price!

 

[namenotfound]

So the screen has NO protection from a bezel. So much for carrying a "naked" phone....

 

[alexandr]

i don't give a damn about verizon, tell me about the damn phone!

 

[citysnaps]

That's the nicest anechoic chamber I've ever seen. It's frggen beautiful.

 

[Tonewheel]

What's in the middle of that room. That upside down back stretching machine?

 

[lilj4425]

Don’t forget to take a shot people.

 

[MartyvH]

You know those iPhone 11s we sold you last year. They’re ****!

The very point of the arrow of consumption is over the trash can.

 

[macworksgreat]

I don’t think the presenters are waving their hands around enough

Hey I talk with my hands when I preach...and knock everything over in doing so

 

[GigabitEthernet]

mmWave only in the US, not surprising since it's not used in the UK

 

[puckhead193]

I miss Phil in times like these..all these people

 

[M5RahuL]

Amazing - " I feel neglected with all the 5G spiel '

 

[switch9]

What a replacement for Phil ...

 

[lilj4425]

Is this Area 51?

 

[Duncan-UK]

I think Hope left the building long ago...

 

[4jasontv]

We have Hope!

 

[hagjohn]

Hmm... I had to use Edge to get my video in sync with sound.

 

[WiseAJ]

iPhone 12. Girls Get it Done.

 

[Davelfc]

I started ting shots very tshime timmeh sash 'excited'

 

[MecPro]

Think I’m losing my pure love for Apple. This is all boring! Chips, 5G, give us some day-to-day usable features!!

 

[simonmet]

Would any real human actually say "drop performance"? Sounds strange to my non-native ears

The far bigger assault on English was “re-architected”

 

[Coconut Bean]

What's in the middle of that room. That upside down back stretching machine?

It's a 5g antenna probably.

 

[naturalstar]

Some of you are so jaded.

 

[4jasontv]

Couldn't get 12 billion eh.