Apple Event: Full Transcript of iPhone 12 and HomePod Mini Announcements

[LegacyDroid]

damn navy blue look niceee

 

[applelover4u]

Its always the same script. Tougher glass, faster processor, games support. Show us something with the wow factor.

Every year!

 

[Okasian]

“Game like a pro.”

> iPhone

> Objectively worse pointing device

Beyond parody at this point.

 

[AngerDanger]

"Dope new skins"

 

[Johnny907]

So are we supposed to drink everytime they say "Computational?"

 

[decisions]

You better believe AS Macs are gonna bring a push for gaming on Macs.

 

[Tonewheel]

Might have to tune in to the Supreme Court hearing to wake up...

 

[Tavicu]

Am I the only one who finds the presentation boring?

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

we really miss you Phil!!!

 

[MartyvH]

Could that smaller footprint of the 12 FINALLY sway me to tolerate a phablet?

 

[Arran]

Too many presenters.

Like watching a commercial break.

 

[4jasontv]

why are they stretching this out so much .. do they not have much to show ?

This is classic SJ presentation strategy. Their script is written in a way that allows the press to quote them without having to add much.

 

[bobdobalina]

Night Mode is one of the best reason to own an iPhone.

 

[M5RahuL]

So are we supposed to drink everytime they say "Computational?"

The go word this time is .... ' 5G '

 

[dynAdZ]

Why do they keep mentioning „Verizon 5G“? Hell the world is large, we are not interested in a single carrier.

 

[yaxomoxay]

35 minutes in.
Homepod Mini
iPhone 12 (= lots of 5G and gaming fluff)

 

[Canyda]

So are we supposed to drink everytime they say "Computational?"

My liver just ran away.

 

[Naraxus]

Console quality games..............ROFLMAO

 

[applepie2100]

I'm starting to think that we might finally be at the point where there is nothing really to improve on the hardware and features side. When you have to sell a renamed Corning product (while name dropping them) and a 5G product most countries won't have access to then we're really struggling.

 

[AAPLGeek]

Looking forward to 2021 Antennagate conference

 

[Davelfc]

I believe I would dislike every single person I have seen so far on this presentation, except that 5 gee bloke from despicable me

 

[Fthree]

I love the redesign but I see it only for like 30 seconds as I immediately put the phone in a case....

 

[Patchwork]

Am I the only one who finds the presentation boring?

Nope

 

[phr0z3n]

With Verizon 5G, all your wildest dreams will come true. But only Verizon's 5G.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Aye they're showing my town las vegas!!!