Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 14, Apple Watch, AirPods Pro, and More Expected

[Shanghaichica]

AirPods Pro 2 for me.

 

[MacGekko]

Seriously. This looks like a scene from a horror film.

Yes, she has everything needed to be the perfect avatar to send you off to the Apple work camps.

 

[naturalstar]

iPhone! Yaaaasssss!

 

[alexandr]

Notch to worry!

 

[bad03xtreme]

That was a weak transition

 

[city_17]

Omission of 'the' before iPhone is a bit cringe. Nobody loves 'iPhone'.

 

[Gator5000e]

No loseless sound.

 

[anthorumor]

Did Apple just build a subway?!

 

[Kylo83]

What happened to lossless for AirPods 2

 

[Jumpinbeans]

Can't see those AirPod pro's as worth upgrading. Nothing that spectacular about them imo.

 

[macrumors3000]

are those eggs?!

 

[Aston441]

new iPhone: boring

 

[DavidChoux]

Tim's hand movements wonderfully follow the flow of his speech

 

[webbuzz]

Tim has a tingle down his leg.

 

[macduke]

Why do they offer a million colors for everything except the AirPods??

 

[Realityck]

I wonder how long this show will be? Took 49 mins to discuss iPhone

• September 2021: 1 hour and 18 minutes
• October 2020: 1 hour and 10 minutes
• September 2019: 1 hour and 42 minutes
• September 2018: 1 hour and 47 minutes
• September 2017: 1 hour and 56 minutes
• September 2016: 1 hour and 59 minutes

 

[!!!]

Apple's "events" come more an more to mirrior SNL or Monty Python takes on Apple "events".
Only a company as voaciously avirlcious and profit-hungry as Apple could invent the Apple Watch (you take a product catagory which has been stable for years, i.e., you invest in a fine watch and you're good for pretty much forever. But you buy an Apple Watch and you have to buy another next year, and next year, and....Apple makes everything obsolete from the moment it's made. That's their business model. And, obviously, it works. But, as an "older person", I feel less and less comfortable with it. And am starting to videw Apple as something I'd rather live without.
Cue the Apple fanbois.

Apple Watches have been lasting longer and longer each year, just like iPhones and iPads.

 

[NARadyk]

Well, I’m sold now I can engrave with an Memoji! 😱😱😱 Why didn’t you say sooner?!?!

 

[waquzy]

I'm definitely getting the AirPods Pro 2. Good price, excellent upgrades.

Yes, but why no Matte Black?!

 

[nemodomi]

"Free engraving WITH EMOJI"??!! Even this? *

 

[Al Rukh]

Bro she sounds like 1st gen AI lmao

She’s running on Mountain Lion probably. Due an OS upgrade.

 

[LegacyDroid]

there's notch

 

[BlueCreek]

OMG Memoji engraving, I hope I can engrave a giant poop Memoji on the back of my iPhone 14 Pro Ultra Max 💩

 

[MacDaddyPanda]

I didn't know April Oneil worked at Apple? lol

 

[greenmeanie]

Notch still here.