Apple's "events" come more an more to mirrior SNL or Monty Python takes on Apple "events".
Only a company as voaciously avirlcious and profit-hungry as Apple could invent the Apple Watch (you take a product catagory which has been stable for years, i.e., you invest in a fine watch and you're good for pretty much forever. But you buy an Apple Watch and you have to buy another next year, and next year, and....Apple makes everything obsolete from the moment it's made. That's their business model. And, obviously, it works. But, as an "older person", I feel less and less comfortable with it. And am starting to videw Apple as something I'd rather live without.
Cue the Apple fanbois.