I am glad Tim told us up front that this was a watch and phone video, the two most boring of their products.. I could just turn it off and do something else.
Oh wow, that double tap gesture is really cool. I knew when there weren't a lot of hardware rumors that the new chip would enable more advanced software features. I won't have to use my nose awkwardly anymore when my other hand is full!!
Oh my why does it all look so soulless and clinical. Prerecorded fake smiles, boring perfect narration, no room for any humanity, I wouldn’t be surprised if everything was made with AI. Please have some more humor and character and self reflection. This is dystopian.