Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 15, New Apple Watch Models, and More Expected

[dudeski]

Isn't that the HOOKER from bad santa?

it’s octavia spencer lol she’s more than that

 

[naturalstar]

This skit is hilarious actually.

"They phasing you out too?" lol

 

[MistrSynistr]

I love how we are buying premium tech products and the feature is how Apple is going to save money by charging us more or the same by whittling down packaging and materials. LOL!

 

[macfixx]

This cringe doubles as a creepy self-own.

 

[lazyrighteye]

Surprisingly, this is actually not that bad...

 

[Cyberius11]

This Mother Nature bit is terribly cringe.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

This is a weirdway of introducing FineWoven..

 

[fathergll]

yep, I miss the simplicity of the black background because you could actually focus on the product. now there is so much going on with all this zoom in and out, different speaker every five minutes and a completely different location, I can hardly focus but maybe thats on me and also Tim being a horrible public speaker haha

100% agree. I just realize how little I am paying attention to this because of how ridiculous the editing and cinematography is. It feels like I am watching a series of commercials and now I muted it because of how annoying the stream is.

Blowing my mind anyone thinks this is an effective way of having an event for your products. Where is Jobs when you need him. I guess you are right. Tim probably doesn't like doing it live and isn't as good as Steve so here we go with the pretaped movie nonsense.

 

[tonie walker]

who approved this? such a trillion dollar company

 

[xalea]

This is actually pretty funny lol

 

[ISignedUpToAskThis]

Worst segment in the history of all Apple events

 

[mrgraff]

Why was she mouthing Mother Nature's lines?

 

[Orange Bat]

Wow. This environmental video is going on FOREVER. It may get longer than the Watch series 9 intro. 😂

 

[MacDaddyPanda]

I hope a 3rd party makes the same quality as the one offered by Apple.

 

[alexandr]

This is painful to watch. Just dumb.

 

[PJM83]

Im here for the iPhone not this poo poo.

 

[DeepIn2U]

A tres for Mother Nature! I love her! This skit rocks! Better than that clown Federighi has done before.

 

[H. Flower]

this should be for Investors not customers

 

[17fox]

This has been the criengiest event so far.

 

[eilavid]

this bit is taking way too long

 

[USAJerry]

This is what we get when a company no longer innovates. They feel they need to push this stuff as a distraction from the stuff that actually matters.

 

[GMShadow]

This is the most cringe Apple video ever, and everyone involved in its production should have pink slips by the end of the event.

 

[mikext]

RIP leather cases

 

[Regbial]

I thought it was going to be Gandalf 😭 .... dissapointed

 

[ProfessionalFan]

HOW LONG IS THIS?!