Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 16, Apple Watch 10, and New AirPods!

[ric22]

Still just 128GB storage? Greedy bastards 😡

 

[h.gilbert]

I swear these presenters and scripts could be AI already. Only Craig has any sense of personality. So grim.

 

[Mrkevinfinnerty]

I can feel my iPhone 15 Pro slowing down already 🙏

 

[Maclver]

Now lets "squat" talk about our pro "squat" models "squat"...

 

[Baby Aliens Everywhere]

ohh... the woman eating the pasta in the iPhone 16 ad looks p****d !!!!

 

[jbachandouris]

Aren’t they going full eSIM?

They went esim with the 15. Doubt they brought back SIM card tray.

 

[Wahlstrm]

WHY DO THEY ALL SEEM SOULLESS OR DEAD INSIDE? THESE EVENTS ARE MORE AND MORE UNINSPIRED...

Who wouldn’t be, making a living by faking being *winning $50M on the lottery*-excited for new colours on old products?

 

[Slash787]

I will wait for the iPhone 17 and if someone is upgrading their iPhone 12, I would tell them just to get the iPhone 15

 

[applepie2100]

I love how she mentioned the retail stores because that's one area they've made the whole user/shopper experience exponentially worse. Retail stores are not a pleasant place to shop these days.

 

[rogersmj]

How the hell did they fail to edit this event into under 60 minutes?!?

See: 3-4 minute self-pleasuring segment on a new color and band for Apple Watch Ultra.

 

[cjsuk]

Tim sounds like he's started smoking.

 

[aborson]

Cutting edge technology slow charging and extra action button

 

[brofkand]

The same design since the 11… lol

 

[trip1ex]

the peasant phone section is over.

 

[Maclver]

I can feel my iPhone 15 Pro slowing down already 🙏

and heating up more

 

[Johnny907]

Is it just me, but are the presenters a bit boring?

It's not just you. I'm starting to miss the "Mother Earth" segment from last year because at least that was something different.

 

[Zest28]

Quite expensive for a 60hz display phone in 2024.

 

[thadoggfather]

'up to $800 trade in' - so that's the 15PM I'm assuming?

 

[VisceralRealist]

It's Jaws!

 

[cjsuk]

Looks like my iPhone 15 Pro but ****** colour.

 

[brofkand]

Joswiak is so smug I can’t stand Him.

 

[zachz]

"gorgeous new design" looks pretty... much the same as the iPhone 15 Pro

 

[munpip214]

so bigger, heavier, and thicker camera bumps...

 

[msackey]

This years green screen is worst than last years.

What do you mean? Not sure I get....

 

[caligurl]

WTH can't those of us who want all the extras of the pro versions have pretty colors, too!!!!!!!!!!????????????????