Hope all you people suffering from this can meet a solution soon, our personal machines were all returned within 3 days of purchase, you could tell they would break sooner than later, the rest of our professionals are dealing with these issues daily, this has been the most frustrating MBP release ever, granted.
It's great if you love it and works for you but it's design is flawed and lacks any kind of QA clearly by the rate of fails vs. life cycle of the products.
Don't buy stuff on day 1, wait for release, go to the store and try it for yourself because if you blindly buy their stuff, it will empower them to get away with downgrades/flawed designs like this (magic mouse charging port on bottom, etc).
Again, if you love it and works for you so be it, but don't think you are free from the issue much less don't come lecture people with fairy tales about your kitten's hair when many are experiencing a legitimate disappointment.
Wow thousands in stock!

You should post on Forbes and maybe on ebay, bid for a brain who knows..