You are just being silly...
please note, that the ipad is built for total computer beginners. target market is kids, pensionists and people who don't understand a "normal" pc or mac. it is NOT built for people who are experts or who want to experience modern computer technology by running several programs at once and surf, chat and email at the same time. the ipad is also a platform to generate money for apple. you want to read a book? you pay. you want to watch a film? you pay. you want to install software? you pay. you pay, pay, pay.
but it's got a cool safari browser and the machine is very thin. so decide: is that what you want?
...and nonsensical to boot. Built for folks who don't understand a "normal" pc? I can't even fathom what you mean by that. Thankfully you didn't go on about the lack of flash, removable batteries, or the lack of a quantum teleporter.
I can't figure out if some of you are just dense, or paid to obsfurcate endlessly to buy Mr Balmer some time. Multitasking? It actually sorta does do that, even my iPod does that. I can listen to music, surf, or email. Can I surf the web, make my grocery list, and email (at the same time)? Well no, and I would be willing to bet, you can't either. Even on my desktop or my laptop I am somewhat limited to the amount of tasks I can do/manage. While I can have background applications running (churning away on postscript files, or creating previews in Aperture), it doesn't bother me that this device doesn't have the horsepower to do that efficiently. The pad was not intended to replace a laptop/desktop, rather it occupies the space between as a new sort of animal. You did watch the keynote didn't you? If you didn't I can make a screenshot to 'splain it so it is clear.
Not sure which category you yourself occupy, but I fit none of the neat little boxes you lay out. I am a professional with some fairly high level technical skills, and I can easily imagine dozens of scenarios where this device would be killer. It costs about half of what I expected, and the data plan is less than half the cost as well. Considering the many areas of potential cost SAVINGS, I am surprised you go on so much about paying, paying, paying.
Furthermore, many apps exist that are FREE or nearly so.
I am surprised someone with your high level of expertise can't figure out how to add your own music to your library, or for that matter how to add your DVDs as well. Don't want to pay, pay, pay? Go to the library and pick up a book on CD... or better yet, just pick up the book. Perhaps you'll "get" that paradigm a bit better...
No one said you have to like it, or even buy it... but why do you feel so compelled to tell everyone all about that. Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean you are right.
cheers...