Apple is very upset they missed out on this deal. It sounds like it will be a barrel of laughs.
According to unconfirmed sources, on each show of their new Netflix series, Barack and Michelle will interview via satellite one guest who was deported as part of Obama's eight-year record-breaking rampage of 2.5+ million deportations (
ABC News). At a projected 2.5 million episodes, it will make it the longest-running show in television history.
One planned movie will explore the familles of innocent civilians targeted and killed by illegal drone strikes, including children and other people outside of war zones, and drone strike that killed 14 civilians at a wedding. (
The Guardian). The film will include an interview with George W. Bush, who is proud of his successor's record on these issues and continuing the US presence in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as keeping Guantanamo Bay open. The two former leaders of the free world will joke about the good ol' days when as president they could each commit war crimes with effective immunity. At one point during the interview, the camera will cut away to Obama's Peace Prize.
Hillary Clinton will also be featured on a Netflix spin-off of Obama's show. Donald Trump, not to be outdone, will sign a deal with Apple where he will host a show of all the people he has assaulted, paid off, swindled, fired, and/or insulted using thinly veiled sexist and racist comments. Although as per usual with Trump, his show won't be quite as good as Obama's — his content provider (Apple) isn't as good as Obama's (Netflix), and the show won't be as popular — but Trump will claim his show is the best. He'll also say that it has more viewers than Clinton's show, if you don't count the millions of people who illegally stream her show of course.