You dipped your AirTags wrong.
😆
I thought there was a dance move needed, and spent all morning practicing, and think I pulled something. And now find out it was just a vicious rumor created by a bunch of nasty reprobates who need to experience the pillory rack as soon as possible (but would enjoy it far, far too much). *Sigh*
For a friend: Does bottled Lipton unsweetened iced tea work? It's all I have. Um, all THEY have. *cough*