Been banging my head at my desk for the past 2 1/2 hours trying to figure out why my Apple Watch 3 (freshly upgraded to Watch OS 7) refused to download any apps. iPhone still could, so I thought I was having some strange issue with just the watch. Unpaired, paired again, backed up, set up as new... Then Podcasts.app on the Mac complained about not being logged in on iCloud and iTunes said the same.
I could've just gone to bed had I known it was an iCloud issue -- nothing I can do about it!
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(I'm in Tokyo, Japan BTW)