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The SB halftime show is the pinnacle of absurdity for what is supposed to be a championship football game. It’s not a game anymore. It’s a three ring circus meant for as many advertisers as possible to cash in on the lowest common denominator of spectators.
Love the image of acid tears from self proclaimed elites snarling at mortals enjoying themselves.
 
Do you live in a cave? Asking seriously. Rihanna is one of the biggest music acts of the last 25 years. I like a few of her songs but by no means a super fan, but how could you not know who she is?
You chomped hard on that hook, well done
 
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Yeah, I'm always amazed that people think "I have no idea who this person is" is some sort of indictment on the celebrity, because you're just saying you're not hip at all... but to not know who RIHANNA is and to proudly proclaim it... How can you be on the internet at all in the past 15 years and not know who Rihanna is? She's a huge star and pretty famously a billionaire. You'd have to have been consciously avoiding pop culture for the last decade and a half to not know the name Rihanna.
I was scrolling through these comments just to see if anyone would actually say "i have no idea who this is" and thought, SURELY, that couldn't happen here... but here we are. Maybe it's a joke?
Another hooked, 🍿
 
Who is a better choice? They had old white guys with guitars for years, and no one watched that. It was always a bathroom break. When they started booking huge pop acts again, starting with the Black Eyed Peas, people started tuning back in to the halftime show. They have to book someone that commands attention so they can sell ads at a premium.

I just find it really strange that people are so proud to be out of touch. But most of the time, they are lying and it is a dog whistle to a certain group of people. Some people just really have nothing but hate and sadness inside of them and tear others down to make themself feel better. it's fine not to know who someone is but to try to belittle their achievements is just a sign of jealousy. I feel bad for anyone who has these people in their lives.
 
I enjoyed some of her songs, I also enjoyed her character in the puff movie Battleship. Though I’m a sucker for anyone playing a GAU-17/A
 
The SB halftime show is the pinnacle of absurdity for what is supposed to be a championship football game. It’s not a game anymore. It’s a three ring circus meant for as many advertisers as possible to cash in on the lowest common denominator of spectators.

Well now I'm really curious who you think is in this group of "lowest common denominator of spectators." Please enlighten us.
 
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Looks like another crap halftime show.
What ever happened to Rock and Roll?

Quite literally, no one wanted to watch it. Not anyone advertisers cared about anyway. And the NFL/Super Bowl has been steady losing viewers for many years. But big name pop-stars can a least get the target demo of 18-49 to tune in and they throw some commercials in there before & after it at a premium. But it sounds like you've aged out of who they are trying to attract.
 
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R&B/Hip-Hop is the most popular genre in the US. This halftime show reflects that (what people are actually listening to).

Maybe Rihanna can perform her single “Rockstar 101” to appease you, though.

Also who the players listen to. These guys are in their 20s & early 30s and have definitely heard of Rihanna.
 
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Apple has the biggest stage for a night. Odds are pretty high that we'll see a bunch of announcements.

80% Apple Music Classical
99% Beats Fit Pro new colours
25% Players wearing new AirPods Max 2
99% The punchline to Timothée Chalamet's tv+ ad series: trailer for new show or a skit where he gets on stage and begs Apple for a show.
20% Jason Sudeikis in character as Ted Lasso

The Super Bowl might not seem like the venue for classical music but Apple has been holding off while it seemingly appears ready with features and wording starting to appear in Apple Music proper. I can see an orchestra playing for Rihanna "brought to you by Apple Music Classical".

New Beats Fit Pro are ready to launch. Those yellow buds would really stand out on Rihanna. Maybe AirPods Pro colours too?

AirPods Max are beyond overdue for a refresh. An update to such a low key product would be easy to keep hidden with a reveal at the game. Sports players and big headphones are like peas and carrots. At the very least, they'll be wearing Beats, sports players' headphones of choice.

The timing of the release of Chamalet's tv+ ads series seems to be on pattern culminating to a big reveal in a few days, the same weekend as the Super Bowl.

Ted Lasso, a fictional football coach is too good to not use in Apple's Super Bowl takeover.
 
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Fun facts about Rihanna: with a networth of 1.7 billion she recently became the second richest female entertainer in history, behind only Oprah Winfrey. This also makes her the highest paid musician in music history, female or male.

She also has 14 #1 Billboard Hot 100 (the chart) hit singles, that means she has more #1 hits than Michael Jackson. In fact, the only artists with more #1's than Rihanna are Elvis, Mariah Carey and The Beatles.

She is not a music legend. She is an icon of her time.
 
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Fun facts about Rihanna: with a networth of 1.7 billion she recently became the second most richest female entertainer in history, behind only Oprah Winfrey. This also makes her the highest paid musician in music history, female or male.

She also has 14 #1 Billboard Hot 100 (the chart) hit singles, that means she has more #1 hits than Michael Jackson. In fact, the only artists with more #1's than Rihanna are Elvis, Mariah Carey and The Beatles.

She is not a music legend. She is an icon of her time.
I wouldn't even waste my time trying to respond to the post in this thread. There is a trend on this board whenever anything is related to rap/hip-hop (which Rihanna isn't by the way).

Looking forward to her show. She's been one of the most influential artist in music over the last two decades!!!
 
She’s made more money away from music. The fact is, she’s basically coming out of retirement to do the Super Bowl. Just knowing how she is. I do expect this to be one of the greatest Super Bowl half time performances of all time…

Pepsi, didn’t pay the artists.. I bet Apple paid her a boatload. Literally.
 
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I like Rhianna, I like some of her songs. I more appreciate that she's been in a couple fun/cheesarific Sci-Fi movies, namely Battleship and Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets.

FWIW, Battleship is of course based on the board game and the plot is pretty simple, but it's fun and they actually shoot WW2 battleship guns and that is gosh darn awesome.
 
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The NFL has been in a ratings free fall since 2016… even during the “pandemic” when people had tons of free time on their hands, the ratings were down. Haven’t heard Rhiannas name since she was Muzak in my local grocery store. I’ll be really interested to see how many decide to tune in.
 
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Looks like another crap halftime show.
What ever happened to Rock and Roll?
too much studio production time, and Ridalin™

well
Tears For fears new album is incredible, many great bands are recording recently
Alan Parsons made a good album, there are 3 Yes bands now
and Ozzy won a grammy!

i have other bands who are musicians in mind to perform,
but they probably think it is a waste of their time.
 
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