"It's been six months since you've been to the gym and you're paying for it every damn month. Are you that effing stupid?!"
Or maybe there will be a way to hack Facetime so that you can watch that hottie with the big hooties jogging on the treadmill. Now that would get some people's blood pumping.
All my friends are in our fitness and training group. We train at the gym, on mountain & road bikes, hiking & rock climbing, its an aggressive fun group.
I don't hang around lazy sedentary people, its a choice we all have. An iPhone for fitness? Downright bizarre.