You’re only supposed to tow ONE SINGLE giant pumpkin from Nowhere to Nowtown.
No doubt; any righteous airbag would have shot it right out the back window. I saw a crash about 20 years ago, and the young lady front passenger had gotten smacked by the passenger front airbag when the car she was riding in t-boned a car doing an unprotected and foolish left turn in front of the car she was riding in.There's no way the iPhone still be in the phone holder, it would be somewhere in the backseat or underneath something or worse out in the road.
I know that airbags today are supposed to be less powerful for less powerful crashes. But back then, people were getting bee-eye-itch slapped by their airbags…more like being punched in the face. Her face had that swelling you see in prize fighters right after getting their clock cleaned. You know. Red (REALLY RED), tender and painful looking, with the appearance of “oooooh, you gon’ have a bruise the size of Oaklahoma tomorrow, honey!” Yeah, THAT kind of bruise; the kind that looks worse and worse every day for a week before it finally develops that yellowish tinge around it and begins to fade.
Airbags are still powerful. They can hurt you and even break your nose if they catch you wrong. I think if Siri gets hit by an airbag and she ends up on the street behind the car, she probably should just call 911 and handle the whole call with 911 dispatch. ‘Cause it’s gonna take you a few minutes to stop the dancing unicorns, lollipops, and fairy dust, and stars from going around your head, and you still ain’t making any cogent phone calls anytime soon.
