You have no qualms about it because you are trying to downplay the masses of iOS users who are unhappy about. Did you ask them? The EU did, you did not, so you're just trying to push your agenda and opinion as a fact based on nothing while the EU is basing it on the will of its people. Yes, that includes companies as well, but also petitions, surveys, etc. You can joke all you want but they actually work for its citizens, and we elect and re-elect them.
I am a consumer, and I benefit from it. Every person I know is positive about it, as are they about Lightning going away, independently from them currently using it or already having USB-C.
I would genuinely appreciate a link to any report which states that the EU polled its citizens on this move, and that the legislation being enacted is representative of the will and wishes of consumers in general, not just businesses.
Thank you in advance.

Apple has a legal monopoly outside of the EU, ftfy.
A monopoly in itself is insufficient to take action against a company. You have to also prove there was harm done to the consumer (in the US) or to other businesses (for the EU).