I have a tooth implanted in my mouth that has a laser that scans my tongue and lips for PERFECT voice recognition.
I have BT solar microphones glued to finger nails that can hear my joints bend and my finders tap the table for keyboard and touch-pad.
The actual computer in inside my special shoes.
I have another mic glued into my belly button so the computer knows when to feed me.
I have another mic near my tail bone that can tell when I am sitting for too long and it shocks me when its time to exercise, and then it counts my footsteps and pace to tell how fast I am walking or running. The one in my belly button tracks my heart rate.
That same mic can hear me FART and the computer tracks what I eat so it automatically eliminates the foods from my diet that give me gas.
If some one yells at me all the mics can hear it and the computer automatically shots them with a Taser.
The computer can detect when my boss or anyone else is lying and so it automatically tells him off, quite obnoxiously, and then I apologize, this way I get to be nice to everybody all of the time.
It can also measure other stresses in peoples voice, so when a woman in love with me it tells me HOW MUCH she is loving me at the moment and I use this to know what things she likes to do most and what parts of my personality to accentuate. Thus, I know her better then she knows herself.
Also, I have these really small speakers in my ears that have fuel cells that run off of ear wax, this is how the computer talks to me without other people hearing.
Oh, and the computer itself is quite powerful and small but uses a LOT of power so I have a special attachment that extracts my urine and that goes to the fuel cell to power it.
These are patches in various places on my body that the computer stimulates now and then to give me exercise and build my strength.
If I do something wrong the computer zaps the patch over my heart which knocks my down like having the breath knocked out of me.
As long as I put on by heart stimulator patch each day the cyber police leave me alone, and I can go into the police free zones !!!
And if I continue to put it on concurrently for the last 90 days, then I can also get the better jobs, of course.
The RFID in my shoe is used to ID me for purchasing and my computer keeps my personal record of purchases and all purchases are also confirmed over the internet and with my banking and or trading accounts.
Its so easy to buy and trade things now for money sometimes the computer has to tell me to confirm the price, it even steps in and helps negotiate when it seeing an opportunity to barder, I have her set aggressive negotiations in ALL business dealings.
Its soo hard to find work these days because the standards have become so HIGH with the worldwide competition, but this also makes things very cheap, even the prices of houses has started to come down and land is no longer going up now that people are moving into space and living at sea.
And I have PLENTY of money in the bank since I got that low interest loan for a couple of million since I agreed to put my organs into the organ bank should I die. When they did my gene analysis they found my blood type to be rare and I had some valuable traits so my overall value was pretty good, especially since there turned out to be an above average number of potential wealthy buyers in my gene market.