Every time I'm at an modest coffee shop and see someone pull out an iPad I respond by pulling out my Galaxy Tab 4 10.1 rocking Android 5.0.2 Lollipop with Samsung's innovative TouchWiz UI, a lightning fast quard core Qualcomm Snapdragon, 1.5 GB RAM, and of course a microSDXC card slot for expansion. Bam. Checkmate.
I hope you took the time to tell that moron with that ipad all the specs and features of your Galaxy Tab 4 10.1.
Make sure you tell him it's the "Galaxy Tab 4 10.1". Because if you don't explain that it's the Galaxy Tab 4 10.1, with its innovative TouchWiz UI, how could he possibly know how lame he looks in a modest coffee shop with his paltry ipad?
Clearly he needs someone interrupting him in his modest coffee shop while he's working on his obviously pathetically inferior iPad to explain to him how much better the Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 10.1, with its lightning fast quad core Snapdragon and of course a microSDXC card slot for expansion, is.
Please do explain every single one of these features to absolutely everyone using an iPad in public so everyone can witness how inferior we iPad users are. Please make sure to do it loudly and in plain view of everyone.
I mean, clearly the device you use determines the quality of the work you do on it. One glance at your post, highlighting the clearly indomitable features of the mighty Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 10.1, with its Android 5.0.2 Lollipop and of course a microSDXC card slot for expansion, simply proves the prowess of your authoring abilities.
I mean, how else are we going to know we're losing a battle we didn't even know we were fighting?
I mean, Bam, amirite?