If you don't see it the way I do it's fine. It is so obvious I am sure it will stand out to many but perhaps won't to many others.
Steve Jobs was great at sales and marketing and I can definitely imagine him having a bad day. He seemed like an authentic person but everyone else I see at Apple doesn't. By the way, I'm not a Steve fanboy, he's just the only example I could think of at Apple who isn't bland.
You are correct, the people I see are mainly sales and marketing based but you would think Apple would want their representatives to seem a bit more like real people rather than robots. Maybe they are prototype imojis from IOS 20.
By the way, I notice you're in Sunnyvale which is very close to Apple Park. Maybe Apple are putting something in the water.