Apple doesn’t repair iPads in-store, they only replace them. There’s more to this story.
It certainly is. But then, a more incendiary term would only inflame emotions.
Seriously, if you have a location crowded with members of the general public, the staff often uses code words in order to avoid a general panic. The security/public safety staff at a stadium or airport has a whole list of such code words. Each conveys specific meaning and triggers specific procedures.
In this specific example someone announces, "Thermal event." The staff knows exactly what's happening, and they take well-rehearsed steps to address the specific problem. (They bury the thing in sand, isolating and dampening the runaway chemical reaction while it runs its course. Traditional fire extinguishers are ineffective for this kind of thing - they're designed to temporarily deny oxygen to open flames.) Staff can then evacuate the area without risking the panic that might ensue if they'd simply shouted "FIRE!"
Hey Siri, you're on fire.
"Here's an article discussing a boar that's tired."
My God, now we have terrorist iPads! Just wait until they use ML to coordinate! Funny how they don’t say if it was a mini, 9.7, 10.5 or 12.9! We must know who did this!
Why is there a post about this? This isn’t rare at all.
Apple Defence League mode definitely on auto with youApple doesn’t repair iPads in-store, they only replace them. There’s more to this story.
Where where you when bendgate happened, when the iPhone throttling happned, when the MacBook throttling happened. Apple users complain plenty, maybe they’re just happier and more satisfied with the service they get over android OEMs. Just a thought
Apple store employee here, and I see it all the time! Nothing newMaybe you don't have too many friends then. I know many people with Apple devices. Not a single one of them has mentioned any instance of problems with batteries. I'm one of them.
A thermal event is classic corporate speak![]()
actually yes it is rare.
They alzo risk a major lawsuit if they are using stupid terminology to cover the fact that there is a fire & someone dies.
Its a normal retail shop for goodness sake, this isn't a 100 000 seat superdome.
If you think you can coin a more effective phrase that would be 100% comprehensible to store patrons as well as staff, please suggest it.
Telling an average member of the public that there has been a thermal event would result in a puzzled look.
If the BBC had announced last year that there had been a thermal event at Grenfell Towers there would again be puzzled looks.
Not everyone goes on corporate training.
If I was the driver of a car that stopped due to the engine overheating and I told my wife that there had been a thermal event, she would ask what I meant.
But you suggested that "thermal event" is readily understood by everyone, which is toshIn an emergency you don't have to tell people why they are evacuating, you just have to get them safely out the door. What is more important is mobilizing those trained to address emergencies in order to have an effective evacuation. If the on-site emergency responders understand what is afoot, they can do their jobs in an effective manner.
Later, when the BBC is relating the story to the general public, it's the reporter's job to explain it all in layman's terms. When I think of all the times I've seen jargon-laden interviews with police, fire, and other officials that then needed interpretation by the reporter... But again, who cares if a firefighter or cop uses jargon while dealing with an emergency, so long as they deal effectively with that emergency?
Emergency evacuations don't require "informed consent." They require trust that their fellow human beings are interested in their health and safety. Now, if you distrust everything Apple does, perhaps you must also distrust an Apple employee who says, "It's an emergency, please exit the store immediately." Maybe they don't care a whit for you, and only care whether the company is sued afterwards. What does it matter what the motive, so long as you escape injury by following their instructions?
To use your example, once you've stopped your overheating car on the side of the road, you have time to tell your wife anything you wish, in as many words as necessary. If you fail to communicate effectively, she'll demand a better explanation.
But you suggested that "thermal event" is readily understood by everyone, which is tosh![]()
That's fair enough. I mistakenly thought when you askedSorry if you misunderstood. I made no such claim. My point is that the term is meaningful to store staff - the people who need to respond appropriately to such an event.
No, I don't think it would be understood by everyone. It's specialized jargon, like so much other specialized jargon in just about any field of endeavor that the public is not likely to recognize or understand. The public is not expected to understand and has no need to understand. All the public needs to understand is, "Please move towards the exits."