Businessman in a taxi away to a meeting, while talking on the phone via WhatsApp.
Businessman: Hello, close the deal at 31 million. Oh, you got it? Not yet? Ok I'll arrive in 10 mins.
Taxi Driver: Hello sir. I just noticed that you seam to be away to close a very important deal.
Business man: Yes yes. It's amazing. It will allow us to do so much more.
Taxi Driver: Really glad to help sir.
Business man: Helped? How come.
Taxi Driver: Well, I am taking you to the meeting right? If it is not for me, you will never arrive. Hence never close the deal.
Businessman: Are you threatening me?
Taxi Driver: No no sir. I am just point out the importance of my role. By the way, I have a policy that whoever travels in my cab and closes a deal, owes me 15%. You are so lucky that you are closing it outside of the cab, so lucky. Be grateful.
Businessman: What about WhatsApp should they also get something?
Taxi Driver: Well WhatsApp takes care of their business, beware with them. Just looking after your sir. You know, just trying to keep you all safe. Do you need some water? Music, is too cold or hot for you? I am humbled to serve.
Businessman: What?
Taxi Driver: I'm in owe how my passengers are enriching peoples lives. Throughly amazing.
Businessman: You are joking me right?
Taxi Driver: Oh no sir. Truly inspiring. Just the other day I drove Tim Cook. By my account my influence should be worth around 500 billion already.