Apple Sued Over Potential Hearing Loss

[Counterfit]

Well, if they do sue Apple, under those circumstances, I'll just strangle them to death with their earphone cord, and say that it's not my fault, because Apple made the earphone's unsafe

Sounds like you need a lackey for that plan, as it's a big country out there. I volunteer!

 

[freeny]

THIS JUST IN!!

Aparently Apple has secretly built in a new device that will allow iPod users to control the volume on iPods and avoid any new lawsuits in the future. Upon hearing this Microsoft has decided to do the same with its soon to be released mp3 player. Although the Microsoft version functions similarly to the iPods, designers claim that the Microsoft version will use ascending numbers instead of Apples trade marked volume bar.