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Whatever cauliflower fingers...the person that picks a forum fight with everyone on Macrumors. (you should be taken oh, so seriously...bwahahahaha)

Perhaps more seriously than one that first has linked an April's fool article and second, has posted an article from a date before Google existed.

I don't have to fight, you lose alone making those ridiculous claims.

Do you feel a bad boy calling me cauliflower fingers? It says a lot about you.
 
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