radiating said:Holy jesus. The patent system is utterly broken. Seriously.
A company patents a simple conditional programing statement which is incredibly obvious, which is an insane patent, and wins a judgment for $368 million while showing no damages at all whatsoever, while the company using the patent gained virtually zero competetive advantage?
Beyond incredible.
I suspect removing the feature is a ploy by lawyers to show that lacking automatic VPN switching results in precisely zero reduction in sales.
Indeed is brokenSpecially rectangular shapes....
See I strongly disagree with that. Samsung literally copied the design of Apple products. In south korea there is a culture of making clones of products because they have no concept of intellectual property.
I thought it was ridiculous too, until I actually saw Samsung products in person and thought they were Apple products at first.

The cloning was so extreme they even went as far as to copy the charger:

I mean we're literally talking about designers buying Apple products and then carefully measuring and copying them on purpose. We're talking about willful and intentional theft of trade dress specifically so they could ride Apple's coat tails.
On the other hand in this case we have a company that patented something that is pants on head retardedly obvious, by taking a regular task and patenting the idea of doing it automatically.
The whole idea behind incredibly vague software patents is insane in the first place. Software patents are even more obsceen because they include so many qualifiers specifically to make them vague and they're akin to patenting human though processes. These patents are literally patenting elementary logic and they only thing they have to do is provide a context. Then on top of that the patent even allows them to say that they are patenting reaching the same conclusion through different methods. Now that's incredible.
I've decided using SAIC's inspiration I'm filing the following patent to patent deciding between two beverages:
Patent:
A method for determining supperior beverages in the context of neurological logic. Or any related field.
Step 1. The sensory input will observe the beverages or not observe them, or any beverage like product or no product in any context in any situation.
Step 2. A determination or no determination will be made on the supperiority or any quality lack of quality or no qualitty of the item or no item.
Now I'm going to go sue everyone.
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