Folks, lets face reality here. You may not like a particular demographic, but they are customers just the same. It's no use turning up one's nose here, such snobbery went out with the outdated class system in a modern economy. The Chav scene may not be my scene or your scene, but it is a real scene. If it were some small tiny market, you could argue that it can be properly ignored. But it's not. It's a big demographic.
The other thing to address is the "council house and Mum's paycheck" - excuse me, but have you ever looked at how much disposable income these people actually have? You may think the track suits and footware and bling is all cheap stuff, but it isn't. They do have the money - and the point is why shouldn't they spend it on the appropriate product?
Just the other day I came across an article about the huge numbers of ordinary amateurs who do their own little music projects all over Britain - usually centered around hip hop - and how vast numbers of disadvantaged youths (essentially the class from which Chavs spring) are involved. Obviously they are using laptops and computers. Those could be Apple computers.
In general, this could be good for both Apple and a social good too - if the energies of these young Chavs were re-directed to something more creative and productive, it would also cut down on the sense of alienation and hooliganism.
Lastly, nobody deserves to be treated with contempt. Chavs are human beings too, and the sooner we bring them into the fold of society, the better for all.
Now, how to reach that demographic? Do they watch a lot of TV? Billboards? Radio? Magazines?
Sorry, but your ignorance is absolutely astounding.
While the so-called "bling" and whatnot is not always cheap, and while their disposable income may be more than people think (it's not, but for the sake of argument), how many of you honestly think it amounts to the kind of money needed to buy a MacBook? Or even a Mac Mini? Because honestly, it doesn't - some people have an extremely warped view of these supposed lives of luxury led by society's poorest people, so much so that apparently top-of-the-line consumer electronics are not only within their price range, but they are of interest to them at all. Of all the population, there are fewer computers in these people's homes than of any other part of society - getting them a computer at all might be a feasability, but persuading them to buy a Mac is a whole other kettle of fish, and frankly, not even the Reality Distortion Field is that strong.
Plus, the government-sponsored music schemes have to squeeze ten pints to a gallon out of every resource to even happen - that's why they rely on volunteer DJs and the schemes are forever buckling under their own stringency, folding like a two pair. Unless the volunteers bring MacBooks with them, there isn't going to be a computer provided, and if it is, you can bet it'll be a computer similar to the one I had to use for my music technology A-level - e.g. a Windows box that should have been scrapped when ME came out.
The fact of the matter is, chavs have an image as being rudeboys and criminals - which is why the word 'chav' has become a derogatory term. Unless you just slapped a burberry cap on Webb without saying anything about it, how would you pander to that image, to people who aspire to that? What would that advert look like?
"S'appenin' bruv, I'm a Mac."
"And I'm a PC."
"You what?"
"...I didn't say anything."
"Gis yer phone, or I'll smash yer face in. Then I'll sync it to me iCal and blog about it later, yer d*ck'ed."
Then a picture of the brand new burberry MacBook.
Your run of the mill chav is not Apple's target market - there's an incredible negative stigma around them and if Apple were caught pandering to them, it would be slammed as both inherently condescending and completely oblivious to Apple's real audience. And rightly so.
Apple's audience is the kind of people who'd like Peep Show, and therefore recognize Mitchell and Webb. And while I think the ads aren't up to scratch at the moment, I dread to think what would happen if they replaced Webb with Devvo.