Lol....
Dear Apple,
It's been 12 days since I awoken at 2:45 to prepare for my preorder. With a quick order placed and email confirmation at 3:03, I have had high expectations of receiving my watch on Friday. I was charged and status changed to prep for ship on Monday, which were nice, but now people are getting tracking before me. I....I've snapped. My wife lays lifeless on the floor, and my daughter severely beaten in the closet. A gas can in my hand and a lighter in my pocket tempts me to do the unthinkable, but I digress from burning down my house. After all, isn't it too late...too late to change the shipping address?
A short by Zac