I don't have it yet, but here is why I bought it:
1) I like notifications on my wrist. FitBit does it, Garmin does it, I assume Apple Watch does it more robustly.
2) Guys in my office keep their phones in their briefcase on the go and monitor things on the watch - I like that.
3) Friends I travel with talk about using the nav in strange cities, thereby not having to stare at a phone walking down the street
4) workout tracking.
As an aside, that Goode article is absolutely obnoxious. That's probably more a critique of the millennial tech blog writing style anyway, but condemning Apple for not explaining why Apple Music streaming won't be out until October, when they tell you that upfront? It's bizarre, and way too much Vox influence is ruining the Verge.