So, performance is "abysmal", it just doesn't work as advertised, it drains completely before lunch hour, and its business model is foolish. Great.
Although...
Getting no signal at the beach isn't uncommon for phones while standing in the actual sand, so, getting an LTE signal on a Watch while bathing away from the shore ? I don't think so. Then again, Apple's explanation of the LTE connectivity issues, I feel, wouldn't apply to surfing, since who gets Wi-Fi at the beach anyway ?
While the Watch's many struggles may be real, I doubt the situation lended itself to a fair test. If only Apple hadn't advertised it as "the surfing watch that recieves calls".
I'll pass. On the LTE model anyhow.