The trick is not to get involved in group fights and give up your belongings in the very rare event you do get 'stabbed in the neck'.Well, Apple Care would have still cost £189 which is mandatory for me, so a small uplift to give me peace of mind for theft and damage for 2 years is worth it.
I live in the UK where people won't think twice about stabbing me in the neck if I struggle to stop a gang or person stealing my phone. They can take the damn thing and I get a replacement at the end of the day.
FFS your argument is absolutely ******* insane. I haven't bought AppleCare in years. Not worth the money. If you want peace of mind then set aside some money every month. Theft and damage is covered with your home contents insurance. I'm not sure what you're smoking but can I have some?