...all they'll be able to produce is a cheap off-yellow color that only poor people will buy.
Why do you hate the poor?
...all they'll be able to produce is a cheap off-yellow color that only poor people will buy.
Why do you hate the poor?
Man, can't even be sarcastic without things getting political.
Sorry, this made me laugh. I'm assuming a note of sarcasm, correct? Apple has "magically" botched online and cloud things before. It's one of their weakest areas in the whole UI world.
But designed by an engineering team who don't seem to have ever put together something anyone liked :-(
Least you didn't mention how Apple devices are for people with more money than sense.
If those people didn't want to move and quit, the division would have no value. Those people don't belong to the company; they have no obligation to remain with that division.
Actually, your notion that non-compete agreements are valid in California is 'rediculous'.
Serious? This is the best you could come up with?
I have a feeling that we're going to see a social media YouTube-like site coming from Apple. Between this and Particle, it seems possible.
If they create a YouTube-like site it would be competing with the like of - oh I don't know - youtube, but I see no benefit as YouTube is so big already, but this would be interesting to see what happens if it really does happen.
Now that Apple has bought the greatest color team in the industry, they'll get to work inventing a new color, fyornk, that'll be the most innovative, magical color in the rainbow.
Samsung will, of course, copy. But all they'll be able to produce is a cheap off-yellow color that only poor people will buy.
Erm... I know exactly what 'literally' means.
Apple is quite literally paying for the people.
Apple didn't buy the company - none of its products or fixed assets were of value. What was valuable were the people. If those people didn't want to move and quit, the division would have no value. Those people don't belong to the company; they have no obligation to remain with that division.
Apple is quite literally paying for the people. It's their personal qualities and talents that give the division such a high value. Like I said, if it were me I'd want some personal reward for my personal contribution to that sales price. I think that would be much, much fairer than the alternative.
Actually, your notion that non-compete agreements are valid in California is 'rediculous'.
I doubt that Color's engineering division is a legally separate entity, and if it's not, then I also doubt that it could be sold piecemeal to another company. Color can't sell equity in their engineering division, they can only sell equity in the company as a whole. The rumor says there is also no transfer of IP or any other assets. *So what is Apple buying?
I'm guessing some wrist cuffs to keep them at their desks. Maybe a big iron ball chained to an ankle. We'll see.I don't really understand this. Basically all these guys were "acquired" by Apple in the Lala purchase a couple years ago. They left soon after and formed Color. Does it really make sense to buy them back? What's to stop them from just leaving again?
Apparently you don't know exactly what 'literally' means.
Apple is *not* paying for the people. I know that, because you can't buy people. That would be *slavery*, and slavery is illegal.
Meddiam-Webster said:Definition of LITERALLY
1: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>
2: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>
Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis.
You know what "your personal reward for your personal contribution to that sale price" is? It's the salary you would have been collecting and continue to collect. Seriously. You get paid for the job you do.
I don't really understand this. Basically all these guys were "acquired" by Apple in the Lala purchase a couple years ago. They left soon after and formed Color. Does it really make sense to buy them back? What's to stop them from just leaving again?
Please show me where I stated non-competes are valid in California. That was an example of reasons why these sorts of acquisitions are done rather than actively head-hunting entire departments away from a company (which would be cheaper).
It also provides a more stable transition for the employees, and provides an explicit way of removing NDAs from the equation. Likewise, it ensures that medical plans transition with no gap in coverage. There are *multiple* reasons for these sorts of acquisitions. The fact that I provided two as *examples* doesn't somehow limit it to *only* those.![]()
4) The, now empty, subsidiary is dissolved.
Nothing. Then they can do another start-up and be bought again. Ad Naseum. But they can't have an office in the Spaceship. They don't stay long enough. They have to office in the industrial park.I don't really understand this. Basically all these guys were "acquired" by Apple in the Lala purchase a couple years ago. They left soon after and formed Color. Does it really make sense to buy them back? What's to stop them from just leaving again?
But if Apple releases something designed by the team it will be MAGICAL - no worries, The Phazer![]()
No way! Slavery is illegal? Since when? Crap, thanks for letting me know!
Apparently you don't know that the phrase 'quite literally' refers to refers to something that is almost literally true, but not quite. Thanks for pointing out that Apple can't buy the body and souls of people and condemn them to a life of servitude.
In this case, Apple is quite literally buying the people. Not absolutely literally, as you've taken such pains to point out; but in the sense that the presence of those people was the only thing that Apple found valuable.
Wow, you get paid for working these days? Is that related to the slavery thing? I don't believe you; this must be one of those 'only in America' things.
Yes. Legally you are compensated for your work by your salary. However...
Basically sums it up. If you want the people to work for you, don't pay their boss a few million dollars to get them to come work for you; pay them directly. Again, I don't know that this isn't what's going on (as has been pointed out, much of the deal is private).
I can't understand why you're taking so much time to argue against my one-line comment that I wouldn't be happy for my employer getting such an enormous reward so that I'd move to another company. I don't think it's an alien idea that a person would feel exploited in that kind of situation. Especially when someone like Apple comes along and essentially says "that work you've been doing for your employer? Junk. However, you're quite a talent. Even though you could freely quit and join us, we're going to reward your bosses with a multi-million dollar windfall instead." Since you're being so rude, I'll continue...
I don't know what these guys get paid, but I'm guessing it would take them a fair old time to that save that sort of money from what's left of their salaries. $100K-$200K isn't the kind of cash you lose down the back of the sofa. They aren't major executives; they're mostly engineers.
Pray explain why a business would pay millions of dollars to overcome contractual obligations that are unenforceable? If it was just an example, it was a bad one. Non-competes aren't worth the paper they're printed on in most parts of the world.
Oh, come on! You're grasping for anything now. Those are some of the weakest reasons imaginable. $200K not going to cover your medical insurance for the couple of months it takes to sort the paperwork? NDAs are also an especially weak reason, considering the circumstances.
Do you think that nobody but yourself can contemplate multiple reasons for an action? Obviously there may be multiple reasons (and indeed there will be at least one reason), but neither of us so far have come up with a single good one.
Also:
has 2 commas too many. Stop being such an arrogant, condescending grammar nazi. My 8 year-old knows how to use commas.