There's a neogothic bridge spanning the East River that I'd like to sell these people. It even has some notches
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Apple's New $19 Polishing Cloth is Sold Out Until Late November
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And the unboxing videos 😆Can't wait for the reviews.....
The shame and guilt is mutually shared between parties.
Selling it is shameful. Throw it in the damn box, its a min 2k machine. If they lose it, give them another for free when they flash their machine at the genius bar. Don't even bother to keep tabs on serial abusers that just want to stockpile them if that's their thing.
What is this world
Perfect $19 rag to wipe your rear after having your pants down around your ankles and shown no mercy by T-man himself.
This needs to be bundled with $13/h nanny provided by Apple's contractor for best customer service
You clearly don't have an XDR display my friend
It’s a lint free cloth…..yet more non recyclable landfill for the brainless to purchase
These last few days I've seriously had to check in with myself to make sure I hadn't slipped into another dimension, or time-warped to April 1st 2022. A $19 microfibre cloth selling out? You couldn't make this stuff up 🤪
My question is what is the issue that drove the need to offer a cloth. Are the new screens more susceptible to fingerprints? Seems reminiscent of when Apple designed silicone rubber iPhone 4 bumper cases. They clearly knew about the iPhone 4 antenna issue in advance of announcement, but likely found out too late to make any design changes.
I was just telling a friend yesterday that, back when I got a 3rd generation iPod in 2003, it came with (words that would never be associated with Apple today) a dock, an attachable remote, a carry case with belt clip-on, and extra ear cushions along with the device, charging cable, power adapter, and earbuds. It's almost disgraceful that they actually sell this rag for $19, and am surprised that they already sold all the twenty five that they produced.
When they get sued for the anti reflective coating eroding from flawed mortal fingers, they can point to having already offered a viable solution: rigorous elbow grease and scrutiny 24/7
It’s almost like these goons sitting behind closed doors at internal executive meeting where one guy cackles in laughter when he says let’s go ahead and make this rag offer at $10 and watch how we sell out of these to the losers who eat up everything we dump out! Tim Cook then interjects and says that’s extremely rude of you to say these things…then does a 180 and says we need to sell it at $19 instead!
