Seriously? You really believe that?You're absolutely right, but I think Tim and Friends are completely out of ideas. They're just throwing "stuff" out their to see what sticks at this point.
There is a natural progression for electronic devices to follow technological advances and consumer demand, although the two can be mutually exclusive at times. All smart watches have been marching towards having LTE, wireless charging, better battery life, faster cpu's, better displays and so on. By you saying that Tim and Co is out of ideas is an overexhaggeration and poor characterization of the company. While the iPhone continues to be Apple's bread and butter product, the Apple Watch produces a very tidy profit for the company and unless that changes, we will continue to see the Apple Watch evolve and sell.