Are you funny?

My humor in real life is usually pretty relevant and extremely explicit. Not very sarcastic though, I always thought sarcasm was cheesy.
 
One more try before bed (trying to win through quantity not quality)

New advertising slogan.

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol."
 
I can be funny...sometimes. Though I think I'm mostly just funny looking. :(

My humor is very sarcastic and dry, and not to many people get it. I think I'm my best in school though, I'm your classic class clown. :)
 
Sometimes I crack myself up...

2dzrkm
 
I'm a bit of a goof and think very quickly...so when I'm on top of things I just roll out jokes at my own and others' expense. Bit cynical and sarcastic.

I love making up words, and tend to say any random-ass thing that pops into my head, which tends to be completely off the wall (as most things that pop into my head are).

That said, this post is as dry as a doornail. Funny thing, that.
 
Based on my friend's I'd say I'm funny when I try not to be. And I tend to like bad or cheesy jokes like mrfrosty's rohypnol joke.

How do you circumsize a whale?
Four skin divers.

That's my favorite joke of the moment. I tell it every chance I get.

And here's some Calvin and Hobbes:
 

Attachments

  • ch920419.gif
    ch920419.gif
    121.2 KB · Views: 75
What do you mean I'm funny?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

:D
 
Sobe said:
What do you mean I'm funny?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

:D
Click to expand...

Classic,lol!
299tommy.jpg
 
my english people find me funny... me aussie mates dont. i dont try to be funny, because quite frankly, im the complete opposite. sure im laid back (i think its called lazy) and i dont give a shyte about anything. definately not funny tho
 
Southernboy said:
I regularly have girls in hysterics :eek:
Click to expand...

amusing choice of words...

Etymology: New Latin, from English hysteric, adjective, from Latin hystericus, from Greek hysterikos, from hystera womb; from the Greek notion that hysteria was peculiar to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus.
 
I only just noticed this thread and am reading through each post...
bartelby said:
Similar to me, But I'm too sarcastic for my own good sometimes:eek:...
Click to expand...
I'll not comment...
MacNut said:
Getting a cute girl to laugh is something I strive for.:cool:
Click to expand...
Getting a girl to laugh is always good.... unless you've already pulled and it's while you're undressing in front of her for the first time:eek:
mad jew said:
Come to think of it, mpw is the funniest person in the world. Of course, that's only because yellow is technically an earwig.
Click to expand...
Aww shucks, thanks pal.
bartelby said:
mad jew said:
Come to think of it, mpw is the funniest person in the world...
Click to expand...
Yeah, funny as in odd. Not as in humorous...;)
Click to expand...

...
bartelby said:
Similar to me, But I'm too sarcastic for my own good sometimes:eek:...
Click to expand...
Oh I think you're funny, I looove those funny grotesque faces you pull in your pictures.....
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Register on MacRumors! This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.
Back
Top