I wish I were making this up - chat transcript copied and pasted below (I cut out the header telling me I had to wait for the next available agent 25 times)
You are now chatting with 'Rajaee H'
Rajaee H: Welcome to AT&T Premier Support. How may I assist you today?
Jim C: I would like to pre order an iphone 4
Jim C: but I can't do it through the premier website
Rajaee H: Mr. C, unfortunately, our systems are down.
Rajaee H: Due to the high traffic volume on the site...
Jim C: so you are saying I cannot pre order the iphone 4?
Rajaee H: Unfortunately not, sir.
Rajaee H: I do apologize for the inconvenience.
Jim C: when can I preorder the phone?
Jim C: and will I be able to receive it on the 24th?
Rajaee H: I can provide you with two options, however...
Rajaee H: You can try the site at a later time or visit an AT&T location to have your pre-order placed.
Jim C: I can log in to the premier site
Jim C: but no phones show up as available to me
Rajaee H: Sorry, sir. That is due to the system updating itself.
Jim C: how will I be able to place an order at the store if you can't even do it?
Jim C: do they have access to different systems than you do?
Rajaee H: We use different ordering systems, sir.
Jim C: at this point I cannot go to the store before closing time
Jim C: and I have wasted hours waiting for an agent in chat
Jim C: and trying to call your phone number which is down
Rajaee H: Once again, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Jim C: this is very unsatisfactory
Rajaee H: Sorry, sir. The whole situation should have been planned differently.
Jim C: I don't understand why your company would plan a day for pre-orders of the phone and not have the capacity to handle demand
Rajaee H: You are not the only one. Believe me...
Jim C: especially after you have had problems before with all of the previous iphone launches
Jim C: why should I not just go to Verizon and get a Droid?
Rajaee H: The iPhone is awesome! Even if we fail to be at times...
Jim C: I agree that the phone is awesome, but many of the new android phones are also awesome
Jim C: and I can order them without all of these problems
Rajaee H: I agree. I have Android, myself.
Jim C: haha
Jim C: so basically you are saying your company is worthless and I should just go get an Android phone?
Rajaee H: I went into a store, handed over some money, and walked out with a new toy.
Rajaee H: No, I wouldn't say worthless. Just adjusting...
Jim C: Wow.
Jim C: I guess if At&T says I can't order an iPhone and that the Android phones are awesome I should go get one
Jim C: which Andrioid phone do you recommend?
Rajaee H: On AT&T?
Jim C: does AT&T carry android phones?
Jim C: seems like Verizon and Sprint have the best phones to me
Rajaee H: Yes. The Backflip.
Rajaee H: That would be correct.
Jim C: and since I can't order phones on AT&T it seems like I will have to go to Verizon or Sprint to get a new phone
Rajaee H: Sorry to hear that...
Jim C: thanks for your help I guess
Rajaee H: Welcome to AT&T Premier Support. How may I assist you today?
Rajaee H: Disregard...
Rajaee H: Thank you for using AT&T Premier Support. We appreciate your business.
Chat session has been terminated by the chat agent.
You are now chatting with 'Rajaee H'
Rajaee H: Welcome to AT&T Premier Support. How may I assist you today?
Jim C: I would like to pre order an iphone 4
Jim C: but I can't do it through the premier website
Rajaee H: Mr. C, unfortunately, our systems are down.
Rajaee H: Due to the high traffic volume on the site...
Jim C: so you are saying I cannot pre order the iphone 4?
Rajaee H: Unfortunately not, sir.
Rajaee H: I do apologize for the inconvenience.
Jim C: when can I preorder the phone?
Jim C: and will I be able to receive it on the 24th?
Rajaee H: I can provide you with two options, however...
Rajaee H: You can try the site at a later time or visit an AT&T location to have your pre-order placed.
Jim C: I can log in to the premier site
Jim C: but no phones show up as available to me
Rajaee H: Sorry, sir. That is due to the system updating itself.
Jim C: how will I be able to place an order at the store if you can't even do it?
Jim C: do they have access to different systems than you do?
Rajaee H: We use different ordering systems, sir.
Jim C: at this point I cannot go to the store before closing time
Jim C: and I have wasted hours waiting for an agent in chat
Jim C: and trying to call your phone number which is down
Rajaee H: Once again, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Jim C: this is very unsatisfactory
Rajaee H: Sorry, sir. The whole situation should have been planned differently.
Jim C: I don't understand why your company would plan a day for pre-orders of the phone and not have the capacity to handle demand
Rajaee H: You are not the only one. Believe me...
Jim C: especially after you have had problems before with all of the previous iphone launches
Jim C: why should I not just go to Verizon and get a Droid?
Rajaee H: The iPhone is awesome! Even if we fail to be at times...
Jim C: I agree that the phone is awesome, but many of the new android phones are also awesome
Jim C: and I can order them without all of these problems
Rajaee H: I agree. I have Android, myself.
Jim C: haha
Jim C: so basically you are saying your company is worthless and I should just go get an Android phone?
Rajaee H: I went into a store, handed over some money, and walked out with a new toy.
Rajaee H: No, I wouldn't say worthless. Just adjusting...
Jim C: Wow.
Jim C: I guess if At&T says I can't order an iPhone and that the Android phones are awesome I should go get one
Jim C: which Andrioid phone do you recommend?
Rajaee H: On AT&T?
Jim C: does AT&T carry android phones?
Jim C: seems like Verizon and Sprint have the best phones to me
Rajaee H: Yes. The Backflip.
Rajaee H: That would be correct.
Jim C: and since I can't order phones on AT&T it seems like I will have to go to Verizon or Sprint to get a new phone
Rajaee H: Sorry to hear that...
Jim C: thanks for your help I guess
Rajaee H: Welcome to AT&T Premier Support. How may I assist you today?
Rajaee H: Disregard...
Rajaee H: Thank you for using AT&T Premier Support. We appreciate your business.
Chat session has been terminated by the chat agent.