1. Even illumination with barely any disparity in brightness between various parts of the display. Check out notebookcheck.net for objective measurement of the illumination on a few MBPs - they are below average in this regard, but because they're brighter than average they make up for the unevenness.
2. No shadows, bright strips or bleed around the edges of the display. No vertical beams of light shooting up across the bottom of the display.
3) Even and consistent color rendering throughout the display - no yellow hues or other hues.
4) No color distortion or inversion at the max viewing angles specified by the manufacturer
Finally, why not take a picture of yours with a black screen in the dark ? Or other pictures showing your perfect display. I'd like to be proven wrong, as I'm sure a lot of people would who have, like me, given up hope that Apple will include a genuinely flawless LCD in the pro laptops.
Not trying to be combative either, and honestly I over reacted... I know there are flawed displays because there wouldn't be such a fuss.
For some reason it's just not over here on the east coast of the US (Maryland). We have three Apple Stores nearby and none of them have issues. The 17" I have meets all four points, and I will post a photo of a grey screen, black, and white one as soon as I get a good camera and environment with even lighting.
In the meantime there are photos of clean ones on this thread. If not then they are on the forums.