I was just thinking about Peaces speculation yesterday about this being underground marketing"...
Carenstation87s sudden appearance right before launch, reminds me of
imLucids sudden appearance on the AppleTV take2 board just before launch. They both claim to be Apple insiders and both post very
lucid, credible information about the product.
For an extra twist here,
Baffles, shows up in a similar timeframe in the 3G cycle. He
baffles and distracts us while he steers the discussion safely away from the actual product and onto a cardboard box

. Nice job, sir. (There might have been a Baffle-esque persona in the appleTV board too, but to be honest I wasnt following that one closely and may have missed him - anyone remember?)
Oddly, Both imLucid and Carenstation87 (the truthful ones) speak with the same voice. Compare their style of posting.
So heres what I think:
Theyre
marketing personas, designed to control and redirect pre-launch speculation.
Baffles plays bad-cop. His job is to baffle and distract us with fuzzy info and irrelevant discussions. He occupies us so we have no time to generate unrealistic (damaging?) product speculation.
The
imLucid and
Carenstation87 personas are the good guys. Yay! They're wheeled in when we throw Baffles overboard. Their job is to establish credibility by slowly drip-feeding us genuine info. Steer pre-launch buzz and, more importantly, quash unrealistic product expectations that might cause Mondays unveiling to fizzle. (What!!! Theres no BeamMeUpNowScotty button! MacRumours promised me one!! What a crap phone

) I like Carens melodramatic touches, btw: ...i have 8 minutes until the connection dies .... Very "
Mission Impossible". Thrilling stuff!
So thats what I think this is all about. A bit of harmless marketing fun. Certainly Different.
And I apologize to the above named if Ive mischaracterized any of your roles. Just playing the game, you know.