What's there not to get? There are obvious quality issues all over the place. iOS 8 has been a train wreck, and you jump in saying you have a perfect iPhone. Congratulations. Thanks for your insight.
So let me get this straight. You're going to call someone out when you think they're implying that Apple's QC is perfect, and then go on to say that iOS 8 is a train wreck, as if it's not possible for anyone to have a good experience with iOS 8.
Based on the end of your post, it seems like you want this thread to be about bashing Apple- doesn't matter if people are indeed having good experiences, you just want to hear about the bad things.
I'm not saying there aren't defective iPhones- heck, I've had a few of them. Apple's software QC could use some work too. But why are you hostile against people that are happy with what they have?