I managed to get one, 32 core 16 incher with a cycle count of just 3 for just over £2500 which is the icing. The pointless notch (that feels like they were trying to get Face ID to work, but they couldn't do it in time for release) isn't as annoying as I thought it would be thanks to the FALD panel. I was worried I'd see the backlight, but you cannot unless you turn brightness way up in the dark... which you wouldn't do. So the screen is a lot better at controlling the zones than the TV I recently sold. Though I was watching someone with a night vision camera and the fire flickering, then the backlight becomes really distracting. Also panning on stars is really distracting as well.... but those were niche use cases when I was trying to break it to test it.
I cannot really fault it though other than the obvious things like the HDMI out won't support 120hz 4K to my TV. I also hate the stupid SD card slots that don't fit the full cards in, so you have to remember to take it out before you put it into your bag. The charger and magnetic thing is also annoying and too big, I straight away swapped it for a USB C cable and a smaller adapter.... yeah it takes 4 hours to charge using it, but the battery life is immense so I don't care.
The speakers are really good, for the first time I'm ditching my dedicated speakers I bluetooth up to my old Laptops, which includes my old M1 Air. They're never gonna beat big expensive deviated speakers, but they're just good enough I do not care.
I just hope at some point we can get Bootcamp for Windows and Microsoft pulls their finger out and creates a Rosetta 2 for Windows.
Oh and the fan is silent, which is a bummer because the one benefit of the 3090/5950X PC I sold to switch to this is the fans blocked out the noise of the neighbours. Now in the silence I just hear their kids screaming constantly.