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Even better, you could write it on the outside.

To the OP. Has it occurred to you that in this day and time that sending a piece of electronics in the mail uninvited is just as likely to cause a bomb scare? Especially sending it to a VIP like that. The fact that it's highly unusual to send something like that as a resume is exactly why it may very well scare the hell out of the mail department in the building and trigger a mass panic.
 
Either the dumbest idea ever or most obvious troll.

The blatant overuse and complete lack of understand of the meaning of the word troll has gotten to the point that those who toss it around like "fail" are in fact becoming the trolls.

OP,

One thing to consider. There are app developers out there who are also designers, and offer custom apps from the ground up. You work with them to create the content and functionality. Your potential client would have their own iPad in this case, and you would merely point them to the app store to download your portfolio app.
 
Keep in mind that most companies scan/xray all letters/packages before delivering to the recipient. Since it is an electronic device it can raise questions. I am talking from experience, recently one of the employees received a musical card and the whole building was evacuated for several hours before bomb squad did not examine the packade with a little battery and wires :eek:.
 
Damn, not even Ochocinco would have such a dumbass idea!

By all means, go for the quality stationery route, but sending expensive electronics just smacks of pretence, desperation and as said before, a gimmick.

Take the iPad with you if you get to interview to show some examples of your work. I just feel that sending an iPad uninvited gives off the wrong impression.
 
I think this could be a really interesting idea and set you apart from the other applicants, as I'm sure (by the reactions of the other posters) this has never been done before.

+1 for creativity.
 
I have a $100k+ a year salary too, and I value the cost of a dollar. I send my resumes on plain white paper.

The 500$ difference can be donated to Japan's recovery.

To be fair, its whats in the resume, not what its on.

Agreed. I have a strong resume. And yes, I think $500 to Japan would be money well spent. I'm active in Rotary, so I make charitable donations all the time.

I don't know what field you're in, but as a hiring manager my first reaction would be "WTF?!?!"

Maybe it's just me, but I'd be questioning the candidate's ability to consider the potential consequences of his/her actions. Either that or I'd question the candidate's interest in working if the value of an ipad is of such little consequence to send it out in such a circumstance.

It would also make me uncomfortable in terms of feeling responsible for the security and condition of the ipad.

Edit: I'd written this before some of the responses and your clarification. Based on the VPs, SVPs, MDs, and C-levels I've worked with in Fortune 100 and above, I can't think of a one who would not see this as a gimmick. Then again most of them are old-school and not super tech savvy. Introductions tend to happen via mutual contacts or shared associations. Your field may be different; the biggest thing I'd say is whatever vehicle you use, do it in a manner where there's not a direct or implied imposition on the recipient.

Agreed. In my industry (not traditional design), creativity is the difference between winning a $40 million dollar job or coming in second. Of the other executives I know in my industry, I feel confident that although somewhat old school, they're looking for excitement - it's what wins jobs. I see my clients now, and some of the 'wild' presentations I've given on short-throw projectors and portable LED TV's - these are not gifts - rather, tools I use to "make a pitch" or "win the job"...and believe me, my clients are amazed every time. I know it's difficult to understand because I'm not giving you my life story or any detail on my professional background, but these "tools" really do make the difference when you're trying to secure new clients. If the CEO of one of these companies sees what it is I'm capable of, he'll likely recognize what value I bring in terms of my ability to secure new work (which I'm confident I can do).

I can kind of see how within certain circles, this might not be such an exorbitant idea. However, I'd think if you are in that kind of position, you'd have minions to work out these kinds of details for you, instead of having to come on to MacRumors yourself. Heck, even in our tiny law firm, where we don't have the kind of money to toss iPads around as resume presentation devices, the partners never mail anything out themselves, or pick up the phone to make airplane reservations, or walk a block to the electronics store to pick up printer cartridges. That's what we lowly staff members are for.

I do have minions - but they can't do THIS for me. I assume you mean that the potential employer I'll be sending this to has minions to open his/her mail. Certainly possible. I'd like to think that if my secretary received an iPad in the mail addressed to me, she'd give it to me instead of stealing it - but maybe I'm being overly optimistic, lol.

If you don't know #1 then you haven't worked in a $100,000 per year job.

Yes, I know this. I simply didn't put every detail into my original post. I knew I was going to need some sort of disclaimer so as to avoid any perceived impropriety. I was simply thanking the poster.

Even better, you could write it on the outside.

To the OP. Has it occurred to you that in this day and time that sending a piece of electronics in the mail uninvited is just as likely to cause a bomb scare? Especially sending it to a VIP like that. The fact that it's highly unusual to send something like that as a resume is exactly why it may very well scare the hell out of the mail department in the building and trigger a mass panic.

If the recipient was located in New York City, I'd agree. I'm confident, the person I'll be sending this to opens his own mail (or his personal secretary opens the mail for him). It's the nature of my industry.

The blatant overuse and complete lack of understand of the meaning of the word troll has gotten to the point that those who toss it around like "fail" are in fact becoming the trolls.

OP,

One thing to consider. There are app developers out there who are also designers, and offer custom apps from the ground up. You work with them to create the content and functionality. Your potential client would have their own iPad in this case, and you would merely point them to the app store to download your portfolio app.

I was hoping the iPad 2 compatible jailbreak would come out so I could strip all the useless apps from the springboard. Basically, I'm using a portfolio app called Minimal Folio. It's slick and does the job. I simply created a custom wallpaper and lock screen background and moved all the other icons to another page. Because I'm sending it in a Portenzo case, when the lid opens, it opens/shows the last "thing" I left on screen - which will be the home page of the Minimal Folio app (it's basically a menu-style home page that showcases an introduction letter, my resume, and experience. I'm doing a poor job describing it, but it works well and looks polished.

I think this could be a really interesting idea and set you apart from the other applicants, as I'm sure (by the reactions of the other posters) this has never been done before.

+1 for creativity.

Thanks.

Generally, I understand that some folks disagree with this approach. To that I would say, you have to know my industry better. And the needs of executives in my industry. Creativity is NOT the norm in my industry, but every time I've done something creative in my career (and in this profession), clients (and my superiors) have been blown away, so I feel this is the right thing for me to do.

Although it may rub someone the wrong way, I feel that 9 out of 10 executives in my industry would appreciate this.

This probably will be my last post because I really came here to get ideas on shipping/packaging, NOT the concept itself. I'm definitely going to do this, and welcome the constructive feedback received.

Thanks all. :)
 
Hey OP,

I'm the CEO of a super-cool company and could use someone like you. Please send your ipad ... I mean ipad resume to me ASAP and I'll give it a look!
 
man o man. the negativity here is astounding.

The OP probably already confirmed that someone close to the boss will see his "resume". It's a high end job and I think it's kind of cool that he is willing to send an iPad as his resume.

Obviously a lot of the posters in this thread have never worked any where other than WalMart or MCDs.
 
"An insecure man drives a very large truck."

OP: What matters are your skills. Try sending on some better quality paper if you don't want to be yet another resume on the stack.

You're desire to do something different is admirable, but you're setting yourself up for disaster with this strategy.

You're sending a very expensive device to people you do not know. Further, you do not understand their internal logistics (who gets packages and what they do with them).

You're also making them take time out of their day to repackage and schedule a pickup to send the unit back to you.
 
Whoever opens the package is going to go "oh, noooooooo!", because you've created a problem for them. Now they are going to have to document and explain this curious and unexpected package. And whoever opens the package is likely not the CEO you're targeting.

Now, you might say "but all I care about is the CEO". Wrong. What if the guy you created the problem for does everything they can to keep this jerk from getting to the CEO?

Depending on the company and what they do and who receives it, they may simply return the package. No reference number, no-acceptee.

There may be specific situations where this would be acceptable. Perhaps in advertising where unconventional approaches are appreciated and crazy stunts are run-of-the-mill.
 
lol, well I guess I opened myself up to some criticism.

I probably should have qualified my post.

I make $100k+ a year and the cost of the iPad is irrelevant to me. (not bragging, just trying to put it into perspective).

In today's economy I felt it was prudent to distinguish myself from the million other resumes these companies receive every day.


Let me give you some of my background:

I'm presently on search committees for a couple of positions for where I work. Some are in the 100k+ range and others not so much. It's not what I normally do for a living, and I wouldn't say it's something I WANT to do... but it's necessary because I'll be working with whoever we hire. I'll be bringing them up to speed on how we do things here, and then afterwards they'll be collaborating me in some capacity. My boss - the CEO - knows this, and that's why any resumes not going through standard channels and going to HIM end up right on my desk, and the desks of my colleagues on those committees.

I have also spoken with, been interviewed for, and been offered positions by high-level execs in Fortune 100 companies. Then I turned them down when my incumbent employer made it worth my while to stay. I did, however, refer good people to those who were offering me positions, and they did take my advice in good confidence.

I can tell you right now, the iPad idea wouldn't fly in any of these cases.

For one thing... jobs tend to be filled by search committee. Which means, everyone needs a copy. For these positions... assuming we even accepted iPads, you'd need to send us about 5 or 6 of them. Doesn't matter if you're sending to an executive... there's still a group of people tasked with filling open positions. CEOs can often make really strong recommendations, but at the very least some formality has to be undertaken, often for legal and regulatory reasons. CEOs don't like getting sued because Ms. Smith who had probably better qualifications than you got turned down all because you sent a nice shiny iPad to the boss. That never looks good in court.

So, you COULD just do what we tell everyone to do: send us PDFs of your resumes, or standardized version of any multimedia (audio, video, HTML5... no Flash, please), and we'll load that stuff onto the iPads, tablets, android devices, smartphones and netbooks/laptops we already have, using the platforms of our choosing.

If you're sending me something about why you should be hired, I want to be able to draw on it, write on the margins, annotate it, make comments, and pass all of that on to my colleagues. If you're sending an iPad with your stuff on it, then you've locked me out of being able to do that. I'll probably laugh at the irony of you using a jailbreak on the Ipad to specifically lock me out of doing anything with your content, and then send it back with a polite note attached pointing you to our application requirements and our HR website, where you can take the documents out of that iPad and upload them to our candidate tracking system.

Also worth noting, I'm sending the iPad to the CEO or Chairman (of their Board).

Tread carefully. Some corporations have ethics and compliance departments which specifically prohibit the acceptance of gifts in exchange for any form of quid pro quo. Sending an iPad to an executive would most definitely be viewed as a rather substantial gift in exchange for their consideration in extending you employment.

And, before you point out that you have included a postage-paid mailing label to return in it: most places have an HR department, that likes to keep records of these things, even if you send them to the executive. So, if you're locking your resume into an iPad, you can bet it's either going to be sent back without the resume on it being viewed (and probably with that polite note I mentioned earlier), or it's not coming back at all.

So, it's not like I'm sending it to the "employee recruitment department"

Doesn't matter. Unless it's a very small company, HR has to get involved in one way or another.

And if it IS a small company, most entrepreneurs tend to prefer to get to know the people they hire face to face anyway. Sending an iPad will probably be seen for what it is: a flashy gimmick from a guy who wants to control every aspect of how you experience them, and cover up any shortcomings with a lot of flash and dazzle.


Oh yeah... what if the battery runs out while the iPad is en route? Are you going to send the charger and cable along too? Does that mean the CEO - who's probably a very busy guy - is gonna have to find an outlet to plug in your iPad and wait for the battery to charge before he can see what you're all about? That's gonna take away from the polished look you're going for, won't it?

I would recommend that you find some other way to stand out in the crowd. Usually, that's done by presenting a clear image of yourself... not being too flashy, clearly outlining your skills, and finding creative ways to work within the traditional mediums to show how UN-traditional you are (if that's what the company is looking for). Or, as my boss says, "thinking outside the box without crushing it."

If you're really that creative, you don't need to rely on this kind of gimmick to stand out. As someone who has seen quite a lot of things come across my desk now that I've been on these hiring groups, I'll say this: if you want people's attention, and are REALLY as good as you say you are, then you can do better than this.
 
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lol, well I guess I opened myself up to some criticism.

I probably should have qualified my post.

I make $100k+ a year and the cost of the iPad is irrelevant to me. (not bragging, just trying to put it into perspective).

This is for a senior executive position in a fortune 500-type company.

In today's economy I felt it was prudent to distinguish myself from the million other resumes these companies receive every day.

Also worth noting, I'm sending the iPad to the CEO or Chairman (of their Board).

So, it's not like I'm sending it to the "employee recruitment department"

Thanks again for the feedback.

How do you manage to make 100,000 whatever they ares, when you don't know how to post a box??
 
If the 500 bucks isn't a big deal to you, why don't you just let them keep the ipad? Even if you send out more than a few; obviously that's just pocket change.
 
I think this could be a really interesting idea and set you apart from the other applicants, as I'm sure (by the reactions of the other posters) this has never been done before.

+1 for creativity.

Mailing himself naked to the guy with his resume written on his rear end would also be creative, but I don't think that would be a good idea either.

If the recipient was located in New York City, I'd agree. I'm confident, the person I'll be sending this to opens his own mail (or his personal secretary opens the mail for him). It's the nature of my industry.

*shrug* I have to assume that you know what you're doing, but there's some odd contradictions in a big-time CEO in what seems to be clearly a high-income industry and yet this person opens his own mail with no mail department to intercede. You also state that if this were New York, there might be a problem. There was a bomb scare in Atlanta the other day over a box left on a corner that turned out to be glow sticks or some such. Homeland Security and the measures they implemented are for the ENTIRE country, not just New York.
 
This has to be one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard. If I received some kind of resume like that I would just laugh and disregard it. Not to mention how do you know they would even be able to use it let alone figure out how to open your resume?!

I think I found the OP's linked-in profile pic.

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1 word... pretentious.

CEOs don't sort through resumes, that's what headhunters and search committees are for. hell the CEO may not even bother talking to you in some cases before you're hired. and you know why? because CEOs are too busy running the company to bother sorting through this kind of everyday grunt work.

seriously go troll somewhere else
 
Let me give you some of my background:

I'm presently on search committees for a couple of positions for where I work. Some are in the 100k+ range and others not so much. It's not what I normally do for a living, and I wouldn't say it's something I WANT to do... but it's necessary because I'll be working with whoever we hire. I'll be bringing them up to speed on how we do things here, and then afterwards they'll be collaborating me in some capacity. My boss - the CEO - knows this, and that's why any resumes not going through standard channels and going to HIM end up right on my desk, and the desks of my colleagues on those committees.

I have also spoken with, been interviewed for, and been offered positions by high-level execs in Fortune 100 companies. Then I turned them down when my incumbent employer made it worth my while to stay. I did, however, refer good people to those who were offering me positions, and they did take my advice in good confidence.

I can tell you right now, the iPad idea wouldn't fly in any of these cases.

For one thing... jobs tend to be filled by search committee. Which means, everyone needs a copy. For these positions... assuming we even accepted iPads, you'd need to send us about 5 or 6 of them. Doesn't matter if you're sending to an executive... there's still a group of people tasked with filling open positions. CEOs can often make really strong recommendations, but at the very least some formality has to be undertaken, often for legal and regulatory reasons. CEOs don't like getting sued because Ms. Smith who had probably better qualifications than you got turned down all because you sent a nice shiny iPad to the boss. That never looks good in court.

So, you COULD just do what we tell everyone to do: send us PDFs of your resumes, or standardized version of any multimedia (audio, video, HTML5... no Flash, please), and we'll load that stuff onto the iPads, tablets, android devices, smartphones and netbooks/laptops we already have, using the platforms of our choosing.

If you're sending me something about why you should be hired, I want to be able to draw on it, write on the margins, annotate it, make comments, and pass all of that on to my colleagues. If you're sending an iPad with your stuff on it, then you've locked me out of being able to do that. I'll probably laugh at the irony of you using a jailbreak on the Ipad to specifically lock me out of doing anything with your content, and then send it back with a polite note attached pointing you to our application requirements and our HR website, where you can take the documents out of that iPad and upload them to our candidate tracking system.



Tread carefully. Some corporations have ethics and compliance departments which specifically prohibit the acceptance of gifts in exchange for any form of quid pro quo. Sending an iPad to an executive would most definitely be viewed as a rather substantial gift in exchange for their consideration in extending you employment.

And, before you point out that you have included a postage-paid mailing label to return in it: most places have an HR department, that likes to keep records of these things, even if you send them to the executive. So, if you're locking your resume into an iPad, you can bet it's either going to be sent back without the resume on it being viewed (and probably with that polite note I mentioned earlier), or it's not coming back at all.



Doesn't matter. Unless it's a very small company, HR has to get involved in one way or another.

And if it IS a small company, most entrepreneurs tend to prefer to get to know the people they hire face to face anyway. Sending an iPad will probably be seen for what it is: a flashy gimmick from a guy who wants to control every aspect of how you experience them, and cover up any shortcomings with a lot of flash and dazzle.

I would recommend that you find some other way to stand out in the crowd.

If you're really that creative, you don't need to rely on this kind of gimmick to stand out. As someone who has seen quite a lot of things come across my desk now that I've been on these hiring groups, I'll say this: if you want people's attention, and are REALLY as good as you say you are, then you can do better than this.

While I think you have given some good advice, I do believe you need to open your own eyes a bit. Not every company is built on a beauracratic, HR-play-by-the-rules model.

I'm CEO of my own company. We aren't huge, about $300MM US, that puts us squarely in mid-market. I employ about 400 people on average. All of my leadership team makes $200K+ year. I have no HR department, refuse to hire someone who adds such little value to the organization. We have approximately 3% annual employee turnover per year, my employees all share in an employee profit sharing program, we invest heavily in training and I offer a fully paid health care and retirement program...no employee 'contribution' (another HR word for 'money out of your paycheck') is required, I pay 100% for an employee and their family. Their loyalty and devotion results in direct monetary benefit for themselves. In my opinion, HR hiring practices at companies like yours is what will PREVENT you from finding top talent. You'll get lemmings and conformists...I want neither on my team. That's my OPINION, I'm sure you have an opposing view.

Seriously, if someone did this with me to try and get my attention (and we do have an ethics policy, I wrote it myself), but did it professionally, it would get my attention. My exec assistant does open all my mail, responds to many of my emails. But he (not a she) is also trained to notice things that _I_ would notice. He thinks for me in many situations. He'd open the thing, bring it to me and say "Boss, this is worth five minutes of your time." I selected him for that reason...didn't want a drone. Didn't want a secretary. I wanted a personal executive assistant. The iPad would find its way to me and I'd likely call the person in for a meeting, returning it to them at that point.

My point isn't that you are wrong and I'm right. Its that there are no two companies that are identical, and stereotypes are for small thinkers. It is a far more competitive job market right now for top jobs. If the OP was a sales exec who I paid to get face time with C-level individuals, this is EXACTLY the kind of chutzpah I'd be looking for in someone. If they can run the gauntlet to get MY attention, they could get the attention of my peer group in target companies as well.

There are no wrong opinions. Just limited perspectives.
 
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