Bin Laden - Cactus Profundus??


Glen Quagmire

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Not true. How else could he be unveiled to the world in a couple of weeks, just in time for the mid-term elections in the US? A dead Osama wouldn't be much use. President Bush needs to fly out there and kill Osama with his bare hands, live on TV.

There have been plenty of rumours about bin Laden's demise. Yet we have still to see a body.
 

topicolo

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Seriously, if Bin Laden was suspected of hiding out on the border between afghanistan and pakistan as the article said, why didn't the US conduct organized sweeps of the area continuously instead of focusing their efforts on Iraq? There are now more than 2x the number of CANADIAN troops there vs. US troops and the original terrorist attacks weren't even in Canada. How can the Bush government disrespect the innocent victims of 9/11 by forgetting them like this? Why are foreign allies committing more resources to a known base of Al Qaeda? Something is seriously wrong with this picture.
 

Counterfit

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I think dysentery is a suitable way to go for him. Nothing like ****ing yourself and puking all the time before running out of stuff to expel from your body.



Wow, can't believe the profanity filter missed that one... ;)
 

dmw007

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Hopefully Bin Laden is finally dead.

Dont Hurt Me said:
Interesting if they can prove that the murderer died of typhoid. That would have been to fast a death in my view for this coward.
I agree, this death was far too quick for him. :mad:


Oh well, at least the world is finally rid of him.
 

DZ/015

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Glen Quagmire said:
Bush needs to fly out there and kill Osama with his bare hands, live on TV.
I'd rather see him go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. That's something I would like to see on pay-per-view.
 

Warbrain

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Lord Blackadder said:
Even if he is dead, it won't really change anything at this point - Al Qaeda doesn't need him to operate effectively.
As is completely ****ing obvious as you can tell from the way we're losing in Iraq and actually installed Al-Qaeda in that country.
 

Allotriophagy

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He is alive and well, running the garage up the road from my house.

Charges a shocking price for sandwiches and fizzy drinks.

No wonder the US want to kill him.
 

riciad

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Will someone please explain the "Cactus Profundus" reference?

I was hoping someone else would ask this so I wouldn't appear stupid but it looks like I'm the only one who doesn't get it.
 

dmw007

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Allotriophagy said:
He is alive and well, running the garage up the road from my house.

Charges a shocking price for sandwiches and fizzy drinks.

No wonder the US want to kill him.

Thanks for the tip Allotriophagy, I will inform the proper US authorities and have them bring an end to this guy's rain of price gauging terror! ;) :D :)