I don't understand. Apparently you want a fight or to talk this to death.
If you have new MacBook less than 14 days old and you don't want it for any reason or no reason at all, take it back for a refund. You're dealing with Apple not Best Buy...or are you? If you bought anything at all from BestBuy then you deserve whatever happens.
Bottom line..nobody on this forum can solve your problem. Get in car, drive to Apple, go to genius bar, return computer.