Britney Spears Reportedly Weds in Vegas

[iGav]

Originally posted by scem0
Wow.... to be able to say that you were married to Britney Spears. That would be the ultimate, most brag-worthy thing ever .

scem0

what for half a day??

I can think of far more impressive things....

 

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by iGAV
what for half a day??

I can think of far more impressive things....

a whole weekend?

 

[iGav]

Originally posted by edesignuk
a whole weekend?

well less than 55 hours apparently...

I can still think of 1 billion other, bigger, better things to brag about....

 

[AppleMatt]

Originally posted by iGAV
I can still think of 1 billion other, bigger, better things to brag about....

door...wide...open.
List them.



AppleMatt

 

[iGav]

Originally posted by AppleMatt
door...wide...open.
List them.



AppleMatt

iGav's Better Things To Brag About Than Ever Being Mr Britney For Less Than 55 Hours List:

Number 1:
Hoovering up some charlie off the dash of my Ferrari Enzo, with Christy Turlington driving from my apartment in Monte Carlo down to the Casino.

 

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by iGAV
Number 1:
Hoovering up some charlie off the dash of my Ferrari Enzo, with Christy Turlington driving from my apartment in Monte Carlo down to the Casino.

hmmm....when you put it like that, I can see where you're coming from

Enzo + Christy Turlington =

 

[iGav]

Originally posted by edesignuk
hmmm....when you put it like that, I can see where you're coming from

iGav's Better Things To Brag About Than Ever Being Mr Britney For Less Than 55 Hours List:

Number 2:
Hoovering up some charlie from the cleavage of Christy Turlington whilst she is driving me and my Lamborghini Gallardo from the Monte Carlo Casino to my Yacht which happens to take up 4 big Yacht berths, because it's the biggest, most bad-ass Yacht in the whole world.

 

[wdlove]

In my Bible reading, I discovered that Britney Spears will come out of her short marriage OK. I believe that she meets the unchastity standard, which means that she can remarry without problems. It would still be better if she repented.

The New Testament Greek Lexicon

Original Word Transliterated Word
_ pornei›a _ Porneia
Translated Words
_ fornication, fornications, immoralities, immorality, sexual immorality, unchastity
_
_The NAS Strong's Version - 3 Verses

Mt 5:32 - [In Context|Read Chapter|Original Greek]
but I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except for the reason of unchastity, makes her commit adultery; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Mt 15:19 - [In Context|Read Chapter|Original Greek]
"For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders.

Mt 19:9 - [In Context|Read Chapter|Original Greek]
"And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery ."


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