Listen up people of North America*. According to this article over at the BBC (who of course will be completely impartial on the subject matter), it appears your old Colonial masters have risen once again to our rightful place as your superiors and can now cheerfully wave our Sterling in your miserable Dollar-earning faces. To quote:-
I hope you're all happy with your new lowly status, and you can always console yourselves by repeating the mantra that money isn't everything and reorganising your society into some form of collective communes or something. Meanwhile we will of course be glad to throw you some loose change next time we step over you after an evening quoffing Verve at the opera. I bet you all wish you'd let the tea stay on the boat now don't you?
* Canadians and Latin Americans excepted
The average UK person will this year have a greater income than their US counterpart for the first time since the 19th Century, figures suggest.
Analyst Oxford Economics said the UK's GDP per head of population will reach £23,500 - £250 higher than in the US.
However, because goods and services are cheaper in the US, Americans will have stronger purchasing power, it added.
UK GDP per capita will also be higher than in Germany (£21,665) and France (£21,700), Oxford Economics calculated.
Managing director Adrian Cooper said: "The last 15 years have seen a dramatic change in the UK's economic performance and its position in the world economy.
"No longer are we the 'sick man of Europe'."
Oxford Economics said that in 1993, following the last major recession and the UK's ejection from the ERM, GDP per capita in the UK was 34% lower than in the US, 33% lower than in Germany and 26% lower than in France.
It said the improved UK position reflected the sustained strong growth it has enjoyed since then and the recent strength of sterling.
Mr Cooper said: "The UK has been catching up steadily with living standards in the US since 2001, so it is a well-established trend rather than simply the result of currency fluctuations."
I hope you're all happy with your new lowly status, and you can always console yourselves by repeating the mantra that money isn't everything and reorganising your society into some form of collective communes or something. Meanwhile we will of course be glad to throw you some loose change next time we step over you after an evening quoffing Verve at the opera. I bet you all wish you'd let the tea stay on the boat now don't you?
* Canadians and Latin Americans excepted