Bumper stickers you've seen lately..

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  1. FrankBlack macrumors 6502

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    I've seen a few lately.

    "Earth First! (We'll screw up the other planets later)"

    "Nuke their A$$ and take the Gas" And on the same vehicle, this: "They can take my SUV when they pry my cold, dead hands from the steering wheel".

    "How's My driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SH**" That car also sported a stylish coat hanger radio antenna.

    "Driver carries no cash. He's Married."

    And, spotted in a parking lot, one of those magnetic ribbon things said this:
    "I support the Chinese magnetic ribbon industry".
     
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    Three I saw (all on the same car):
     

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    Ohhh....I love that one. I might have to get that one myself (hopefully my Apple logo will coexist peacefully with it).
     
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    "Coon Hunters do it all Night"

    "Gun Control Means Both Hands"
     
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    "whoever has the most things when he dies, wins"
     
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    I just added this to my car.
    The "coexist" sticker has recently become common where I live.
     
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    "Boy + Ute = Man
    Man + Ute = Mighty Warrior"

    and he was driving one of these. Not the biggest of utes, but with a 6L V8 pushing 300kW, they are damn quick! :D
     
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    5 of my favs I've seen over the last few months.
     

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    "Your stupid war sucks.
    Your stupid president sucks.
    And you suck, stupid."

    On the direct side, even for Massachusetts.
     
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    "If it has tits or wheels, it will give you problems"
     
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    "Could you please tell your pants it's not polite to point"

    Canadian army sticker:
    "If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."

    "Yes i am an MMA fighter and yes i can f**k your boyfriend up"
     
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    I'll do you one better:

    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, you're better off renting it."
     
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    I saw a great one the other day on a land rover

    "barbie called, she wants her jeep back"

    it made me think of these
    [​IMG]
     
  16. FrankBlack thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Cambridge, Brookline, or Newton?
     
  17. iRachel macrumors 6502a

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    I always get a laugh out of of "Jesus, please save me from your followers."

    Also, once when I was in Colorado, I saw a bumper sticker that was a spinoff of "my kid and my money go to the Ivy League" - it said "my kid and YOUR money go to the United States Air Force Academy."
     
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    That's good!
     
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    My one and only bumpersticker: Vote Libertarian and win a free country!
     
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    Very subtle

    "Mohammed is dead
    Jesus is alive"

    It's true, I was just chillin with Him an hour ago at Starbucks!
     
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    with all those "my kid is an honor student at x school" bumper stickers, i thought this was quite hilarious.

    [​IMG]
     
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    ^^^
    I saw a license plate frame that said "my pitbull is smarter then your honor-roll child"

    I like "give blood play hockey"
     
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    My friend has one that says "Go Naked!"
    I just hope he never takes his own advice.
     
  24. iSaint macrumors 603

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    Nah, Mo's alive. He and Jesus hang out at a bar. Check it out! :D
     

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