Bumper stickers you've seen lately..

[machris]

on the back of a car being towed by a RV.

 

[SkyBell]

with all those "my kid is an honor student at x school" bumper stickers, i thought this was quite hilarious.

I love the other variation, "Your Honor Student deals the best drugs."

on the back of a car being towed by a RV.

LOL That's great!

 

[jayb2000]

"YANKEES SUCK"

love that one.

Or "It ain't over till the Big Papi swings" :-D

 

[puckhead193]

i saw one that said "i'm lost don't follow me"

 

[juanster]

"Honk doesn't work, watch for finger"
"Work harder, millions on welfare count on you"
"my child was inmate of the month at county jail"
"

 

[MongoTheGeek]

I love the other variation, "Your Honor Student deals the best drugs."

Or "My kid knocked up your honor student"

 

[comictimes]

I saw on a license plate frame a while ago "Very funny Scotty, now beam up my pants too"

 

[puckhead193]

"
"Work harder, millions on welfare count on you"

That's hilarious

 

[mactastic]

Or the variant: "Work harder, dozens on corporate welfare are depending on you"

"Rugby players have leather balls"

"God Bless our Stupid President"

"Got Mule?"

"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"

 

[latergator116]

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

 

[smokeyrabbit]

for our off roaders...

 

[JackRipper]

I have a great body!

It's in the trunk and it's starting to smell.

 

[aprilgrey34]

Or "My kid knocked up your honor student"

Or...

 

[iSaint]

One I remember from years ago:

"You're ugly, and you're mother dresses you funny"

 

[todd2000]

 

[Nym]

I have a Pablo Francisco (Latin Comedian) video in which we makes some good jokes about Latin people bumper stickers, where one would be: "My other car is probably yours" or "Guns don't kill people, my cousin does"

They would actually be funny if someone made them

 

[MultiM]

I had a license plate frame that said:

" I started with nothing. Most of it's left!"

Got rid of it because it was getting too accurate....

 

[mattscott306]

I saw this one a while ago when I was in San Fransisco, but it stuck in my mind
"Death to all Extremists"
variation:

and another one i saw when looking for the first

 

[ghall]

 

[FrankBlack]

I have a great body!

It's in the trunk and it's starting to smell.

 

[Leareth]

Very subtle

"Mohammed is dead
Jesus is alive"

It's true, I was just chillin with Him an hour ago at Starbucks!

This had me laughing for a good ten minutes. I have a Starbucks 40 feet from my house and I just came from there. Sure enough a Lebanese guy named Mohammed and a Costa Rican named Jesus ( Hey-sus) were drinking their daily espresso shots. I never though about their names until reading this.
I wonder how they feel about their names...

 

[PigDog]

I was born right the first time

 

[nickster9224]

my personal fav. "if you can read this, we're not related"

 

[ejb190]

I have this one on my work car:

www.emeraldashborer.info

 

[Andrew D.]

I'm sure this has been seen before but this is what I've seen lately.. it said "Get R' Done". I'll be sure to "Get R' Done" if you know what I mean.. haha.